Ok, looks like we got a good match here. Team hetero vs. team gay in an all out smack down war for doughnut supremacy. The location this time is …
Portland, Oregon
And actually both delicious dough-hole contenders come from one place...
The contenders:
Raised yeast doughnut chocked full of luscious cream and all the colors of the rainbow!
Vs.
Raised yeast doughnut with vanilla frosting and Oreos!
Tale of the tempting tape:
Now I have a head-to-head competition based on my own special criteria. And finally, I make a generalized assumption about the entire city. Ready...set...go!!!
Icing – Split (both offer classic vanilla)
Toppings – Edge goes to Dirt. Me likey cookies over cereal
Size – Gay Bar wins easy. Way bigger.
Winner: DRAW all the way
THAT SIMPLY MEANS THAT PORTLAND HAS YUMMY GAY AND STRAIGHT DOUGHNUTS.
