by Eddie Winkle (NWM Staff Writer)
Dr. Ian Malcolm (math guru from Jurassic Park) preached about the chaos theory. Not sure if these fall into that category, but here are some f’d-up probabilities for you.
Being injured from using a chainsaw: 4,464 to 1
Being audited by the IRS: 175 to 1
Getting hemorrhoids: 25 to 1
A meteor landing on your house: 182,138,880,000,000 to 1
by Biz-Boy (NWM Staff Writer)
FYI…Larry has been to the alter 7 times with 6 women.
Shawn Southwick: Present wife since 1997. Actress, member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
Alene Akins: Married her twice – 1961 – 1963 & 1967 – 1972.
Runners up:
Freda Miller (Wife #1)
Mickey Sutphin (Wife #3)
Sharon Lepore (Wife #4)
Julie Alexander (Wife #5)
Now baby can have better back with these size A beauties. This black, spandex Spanx-tacular item (by Sara Blakely) has never been worn. I assume the owner has another pair for modeling purposes. Click here to buy now for ONLY $9.
by KC (NWM Staff Writer)
Looks like Jerry’s “puffy shirt” is finally getting its day in the design world after all. Fashionistas are raving about ruffles. Designers are working it into everything from shirts, blazers to vests. It adds that extra bit of drama and intrigue to an outfit, and can be worn day or night.
Moschino’s Ruffle Blazer is just the perfect mix of black ruffle silk trim with a bow just in time for the holiday season! Yours for ONLY $1325.00. Hey, fashion hurts!
by Biz-Boy (NWM Staff Writer)
PLEASE NOTE: These tips are for people that share a computer with a significant other.
In the quest for free porn a good number of aficionados will take advantage of forum-based sites. The benefits are the ability to view all kinds of videos and pictures for absolutely no money down. In some cases the porn paysites will actually host these free forums. They do this for the ability to preview upcoming models and clips to the right target audience. The only problem with using sites like this, is you’re required to join them. Usually all you need is a username, password and an email. Username/password is no biggie. However, the email address can present problems. Again, this would be due to the fact if your significant other either shares your e-address or has easy access to it. Forums will usually send an email notification when you first join and then e-updates when someone posts to the forum. If you decide to go the forum route here are 4 tips I’d suggest.
by Joshen McEwen (NWM Staff Writer)
So I received a link through my intelligence network (spam folder) last week about a steamy video that was leaked onto the internet. It was of Miss Universe Japan 2008, Ms. Universe Trinidad and Tobago 2008 and a photographer named Wyatt having a threesome at the Hyatt. Now when I got word of this it was big news to me. There is a spark of adrenaline that flows through you when someone who is in the public eye is caught with their pants down (figuratively and literally). I waited for the news to break onto television (as sex tapes tend to do.) I waited for days and nothing. Nobody said a word about it, which leads me to believe that the days when sex tapes were something big are now over. Have we truly reached the point where so many people have sex tapes that when one has surfaced it's no longer a big deal? If sex tapes are no longer making the news, how will I know which ones are on Google? What will the anchors talk about for the hour that the news airs? Will I be forced now to pay attention to the issues? The future seems bleak. Shame on you media. Shame on you.
