by Eddie Winkle (NWM Staff Writer)
Dr. Ian Malcolm (math guru from Jurassic Park) preached about the chaos theory. Not sure if these fall into that category, but here are some f’d-up probabilities for you.
Being injured from using a chainsaw: 4,464 to 1
Being audited by the IRS: 175 to 1
Getting hemorrhoids: 25 to 1
A meteor landing on your house: 182,138,880,000,000 to 1
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