Friday, November 27, 2009

SEMI-COOL 2O YEAR HIGH SCHOOL REUNION OUTFIT FOR UNDER $170.

‘Tis the weekend for reunions (since everyone is usually in for Thanksgiving.) Got my 20 yr. HS tonight. As far as my visual presence goes, I’m aiming for trendy, but nothing too overstated. Oh, and pretty much anything that’ll make me look thinner…for not a lot of money. Tough order, but I think I achieved it.

Jefferson cord blazer ($88) GAP

Faded Glory - Men's Stripe Long-Sleeve Button-Down Shirt ($4)

Calvin Klein Jeans Men's Medium Wash Jeans ($59.99) Calvin Klein

Isaaco Men's Black Leather Casual Belt ($13.49)

THE PLAY-DOH DIET

by Joshen McEwen (NWM Staff Writer)

I took a trip down memory lane today. Cracked open a tub of Play-Doh and began molding my little fingers away. In mid-squish of a florescent green color I suddenly wondered exactly what the hell is Play-Doh. Thanks to the miracle that is Google, I ultimately came up with the answer. Play-Doh is like 90% food product and best of all, non toxic. This led me down a whole new rabbit hole. What would happen if I took up an all Play-Doh diet? It shouldn’t kill me. Over the 50 years Play Doh has been in circulation it’s been a part of many a child’s diet. I want to know if I eat Play-Doh for a year straight will it sustain me? It has starch and salt, so it’d be like living on Top Raman noodles...just like college. As you'll see for yourself, the two differ by only one ingredient...not including the florescent coloring. Freaky.

Ingredients:

Water

Starch-based binder

Retrogradation inhibitor

Salt

Ingredients:

wheat flour

salt

water

kansui

Thursday, November 26, 2009

HOTTEST FOX REPORTERS.

Kimberly Guilfoyle (Fox News)

Lauren Sanchez (Good Day LA)

Courtney Friel (Fox News – Entertainment Correspondent)

Megyn Kelly (Fox News)

Diana Falzone (The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet)

SPAM-A-LOT.

Along with the turkey I was treated to an extra helping of porn-spam...

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-- Post From My iPhone

THE GOVERNMENT WANTS YOU TO END UP PENNILESS.

by Barry S (NWM Staff writer)

The penny costs more to make than it's worth and doesn't pull its weight as a currency. So says the NY Times. The penny accounts for about 58% of the coins circulating but only contributes about 8% of the value. The quarter is a better deal, accounting for about 57% of all coin value. Because the penny is such a losing proposition, the mint has been producing fewer and fewer in recent years. No word on the fate of the Disney dollar.

-- Post From My iPhones

50s LOOK IS IN FOR THE 2009 THANKSGIVING COOK.

This year 86 that stylish “host” outfit and trade it in for retro, comfy. Anthropologie features a slew of apron outfits that pay homage to the “1950’s housewife” style.

Elementary My Dear Apron ($38.00)

Syllabub Apron ($32.00)

Big Frills Apron ($38.00)

Parisian Cafe Apron ($32.00)

2 + DECADES AND STILL NO UNDERDOG FLOAT.

Back in the day I vividly remember this tride and true, Thanksgiving staple floating past Larry Hagman and Linda Gray in the CBS Bubble. Of course that was 20 + years ago. Now the only chance I'll get to see helium Underdog is through the magic of google. Here are the few pics I could scrounge up. Couldn't find any of Larry in his shag-a-liscious mink coat.