Thursday, February 16, 2012

WHO WANTS TO SEE AN HONEST-TO-GOD BLOGGER BE PERPLEXED BY A COOKIE?


Went to a Chinese restaurant for lunch. It was decent. I had chicken with broccoli with egg drop soup. And then the bill comes and with it…the fortune cookie. Here’s what yours truly got. So what the %$#% does it mean?

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26 comments:

  1. Does that mean you control the moon? Can you affect the tides as well? I don't know if all that power needs to belong to one man.

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  2. I'm pretty sure that means that if you die the moon with jerk out of orbit and crash into the earth, destroying all life.

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  3. What the heck is that supposed to mean?

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  4. Moonlight is the name of a girl who has been stalking you, but your phone has an alarm that she has programmed herself, which reminds her of any appointment she may have. Ta-dum!

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  5. It means... you are beautiful! Poetically, melodically beautiful!

    Therefore, moonlight is obliged to shine on you whenever possible. It makes appointments in its day-, erm, night-planner for you. And it NEVER misses them, because it's the moon and it's just omnipresent like that.

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  6. So, you keep the moon in the sky. I knew someone was doing that.

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  7. Are you a werewolf that likes to play instruments? I should suspect your time is coming soon.

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  8. I'm pretty sure you control the moon now. But if I had to be all deep and srs about it. My guess is that you have a very simple nature, and you tend to just let time go, so everything happens just as it should, the moon always comes around when it should. I would take it as the Chinese saying you need to mix things up a bit.

    Or you really do control the moon with your voice. You sing once a month and the moon appears to hear it.

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  9. I'm not going to lie Copyboy, I have no idea what this is supposed to mean in all seriousness. Maybe the moonlight represents somebody who loves you and will always appear for you because of your nature, I have no idea.

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  10. I think it's trying to say nicely you're fecked......

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  11. It means: Leave a big tip, white devil.

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  12. What does that mean?

    Ancient Chinese secret!

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  13. Is the moon some kind of client of yours or something!?

    BTW I hate to do this to you, but I tagged you :)
    http://ohmeowmeowoh.blogspot.com/2012/02/they-got-me-dang-nabbit.html

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  14. Bwahahahaha! That's a great one. Or a horrible one...depending on how you view it.

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  15. Maybe you do control the moon? Maybe you're really a werewolf and you sing to the moon?
    Yeah, I'm really reaching today, aren't I?

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  16. I wish I had a witty retort, but I'm also perplexed.

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  17. Not sure...but it might relate to the misuse of the rhythm method.

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  18. I believe something gets lost in the translation. Maybe it means your humming hangs the moon?

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  19. It means your singing makes the world go round. So stop singing and let the world suffer! AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ah. Nah, don't.

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  20. I'm guessing it means that the moon's your bitch.

    GM x

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  21. ...uh, it means you're...a good lover?

    ...huh.

    ...y'know, we never talk. :D We should talk more. I LOOOOOVE serenades~!

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  22. Sounds romantic. Oh, yeah. Definitely. You are a moonlit love-making romantic stud.

    Love,
    Janie

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  23. Man, I don't know but somehow it seems that you have been put in charge of the moon and it may or may not involve singing. Good luck with that!

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