Went to a Chinese restaurant for lunch. It was decent. I had chicken with broccoli with egg drop soup. And then the bill comes and with it…the fortune cookie. Here’s what yours truly got. So what the %$#% does it mean?
Legendary Christmas Monsters
10 hours ago
Does that mean you control the moon? Can you affect the tides as well? I don't know if all that power needs to belong to one man.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that means that if you die the moon with jerk out of orbit and crash into the earth, destroying all life.
ReplyDeleteWhat the heck is that supposed to mean?
ReplyDeleteMoonlight is the name of a girl who has been stalking you, but your phone has an alarm that she has programmed herself, which reminds her of any appointment she may have. Ta-dum!
ReplyDeleteIt means... you are beautiful! Poetically, melodically beautiful!
ReplyDeleteTherefore, moonlight is obliged to shine on you whenever possible. It makes appointments in its day-, erm, night-planner for you. And it NEVER misses them, because it's the moon and it's just omnipresent like that.
ummm....?? i got nothing.
ReplyDeleteSo, you keep the moon in the sky. I knew someone was doing that.
ReplyDeleteAre you a werewolf that likes to play instruments? I should suspect your time is coming soon.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure you control the moon now. But if I had to be all deep and srs about it. My guess is that you have a very simple nature, and you tend to just let time go, so everything happens just as it should, the moon always comes around when it should. I would take it as the Chinese saying you need to mix things up a bit.
ReplyDeleteOr you really do control the moon with your voice. You sing once a month and the moon appears to hear it.
I'm not going to lie Copyboy, I have no idea what this is supposed to mean in all seriousness. Maybe the moonlight represents somebody who loves you and will always appear for you because of your nature, I have no idea.
ReplyDeleteI think it's trying to say nicely you're fecked......
ReplyDeleteIt means: Leave a big tip, white devil.
ReplyDeleteWhat does that mean?
ReplyDeleteAncient Chinese secret!
Is the moon some kind of client of yours or something!?
ReplyDeleteBTW I hate to do this to you, but I tagged you :)
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No clue. Ask Confucius!
ReplyDeleteBwahahahaha! That's a great one. Or a horrible one...depending on how you view it.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you do control the moon? Maybe you're really a werewolf and you sing to the moon?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm really reaching today, aren't I?
I wish I had a witty retort, but I'm also perplexed.
ReplyDeleteNot sure...but it might relate to the misuse of the rhythm method.
ReplyDeleteI believe something gets lost in the translation. Maybe it means your humming hangs the moon?
ReplyDeleteIt means your singing makes the world go round. So stop singing and let the world suffer! AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ah. Nah, don't.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing it means that the moon's your bitch.
ReplyDeleteGM x
Good fortune !
ReplyDelete...uh, it means you're...a good lover?
ReplyDelete...huh.
...y'know, we never talk. :D We should talk more. I LOOOOOVE serenades~!
Sounds romantic. Oh, yeah. Definitely. You are a moonlit love-making romantic stud.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Man, I don't know but somehow it seems that you have been put in charge of the moon and it may or may not involve singing. Good luck with that!
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