Tuesday, February 28, 2012

OH NO I SAID TOO MUCH (an ongoing series)

Time for another cringe-worthy post that asks – how well do you really know the freak writing this blog? Again I’m not talking about the topical stuff (my favorite color, Gummi bear's flavor, and hair metal band). Nope. I’m going to reveal some moderately creepy stuff. So buckle up and keep all hands and legs inside.
  
This week’s topic: ANIMALS
We (my wife and I) are cat sitting this week. Our neighbor has 3 cats. Correction, she has one cat. The other 2 are her brother’s cats. One cat in particular is sick. We had to give her medication. After, when we were playing with the sick cat I kissed her backside. Then I wiped my mouth with my hand. My wife was upset because I didn’t wash my hands and face right away.

Why? The cat has rhinotracheitis (aka Feline Herpes).

Humans can't catch it, so it didn’t bother me. FYI…I washed my hands 15 minutes later for completely another reason. Am I a freak?

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21 comments:

  1. I'm allergic to cats, so I won't be kissing any part of them.

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  2. I'm sure my dog has given me all kinds of weird diseases. I pet her, hug her, scratch her, cut her hair etc. And of course I forget to wash my hands.

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  3. I don't think I would kiss the backside of a healthy cat.

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  4. I dunno. Maybe you're a freak. I can't imagine why you'd do this, but anyway. I just wish I could catch rhinotracheitis. It actually sounds like fun.. even though it's.. not.. you know. You know what I mean.

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  5. Wait. What? You kissed a cats ass?

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  6. I don't understand the need to kiss cat butt.

    Love,
    Janie Junebug, who is now on twitter and wants to be followed

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  7. Feline Herpes ehh? I think my EX had that too.

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  8. You're a freak but in a good way.

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  9. I don't think you're a freak so much buddy but I hope you don't catch a disease of any kind because that would suck!

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  10. Are you a freak? In a word, yes. I adore cats but I would NEVER kiss a cat's butt. Ewwwwwww!

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  11. Cats are kinda dirty so washing your hands fairly often wouldnt hurt. lol.

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  12. wait what? You kissed its ass?! Why?!... what did it taste like?

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  13. did it taste like chicken?
    Man/cat relationships are frowned upon in the civilized world. Well, most of it anyway...

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  14. LMAO ok your a freak but i adore you anyways because lets face so am i

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  15. Pat's comment gave me a chuckle.
    I'm a clean freak. I would've washed immediately. Of course, I normally don't kiss cats either.

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  16. Yes.

    Yes you're a freak.

    While it's true you can't catch the herp-derp from cats, you can still catch certain other bacterials, y'knowwhatImean? It's why a cat scratch should be immediately washed out - they mess around with cat litter and such, even if they're the cleanest cat in the world that's still gonna get in the claws and fur and such.

    Same reason why I never kiss cats after they've been face first in their own ass. It's just not good cricket.

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  17. If it were topside, along the cat's back, then I would say it's perfectly alright.

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  18. Cats can give humans some illnessessess but we cannot give them illnessesseseesess. they are the most excelent cretures on the planet

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