Friday, July 27, 2012

1 MOVIE YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO SEE SO I’LL JUST SPOIL THE ENDINGS FOR YOU.


JOE DIRT
Joe finally tracks down his parents only to discover they are nasty people that left him at the Grand Canyon on purpose. Joe then gets a haircut, turns his fireworks biz (Kickin Wings) into a success, marries Brandy and has kids.

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10 comments:

  1. I wasn't likely to see that movie nah but I'm glad that Joe made it. Hopefully he shot his parents with fireworks too.

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  2. The final few scenes sound like they might be heartbreakingly good, I'd hate to find out my parents were a pair of cretins after obviously spending a movie searching for them. The title says that "he came, he cleaned," and "he conquered," and from the ending it sounds like he did exactly that, huge props to you Joe haha, huge props.

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  3. And Kid Rock gets duped by Joe Dirt.

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  4. You're right - I'll never watch it.

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  5. Good thing I've already seen this one. :D

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  6. I'd forgotten about the ending because it was so good

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  7. I forgot just how many Oscar nominations this classic got.
    Oh yeah, exactly zero....

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  8. I remember that movie. It was so...it was a movie.

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