Monday, July 30, 2012

THE PIMPIEST SHOE IN ALL OF THE LAND.


All you mac daddies better get ready to crack that piggy bank a new one. Fiercecostumes finally has the new Zebra Platform Goldfish Shoes in stock. Each one designed with a 3 1/2 inch block hollow heal, filled with clear liquid and a realistic goldfish. All wrapped in zebra patterned material that cleans up nice with just one wipe of a damp cloth. Matches any walking cane style. Only $74.99Click here to order.

Shoe design inspired by classic I'm Gonna Git You Sucka scene.

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12 comments:

  1. It can still be out pimped if you make one with a real fish.

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  2. Now this is what I can pimping, I want one!

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  3. What if the fish dies. That poor pimp wouldn't be able to live something so embarrassing down. His pimp hand would lose strength.

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  4. Dayyyum! That's one fly shoe turkey! :D

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  5. I remember that scene in the movie!

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  6. I would prefer giraffe pattern and a realistic turtle in the heel.

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  7. BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN
    Why American men should boycott American women

    http://boycottamericanwomen.blogspot.com/

    I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don't know how to cook or clean, don't want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?

    American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.

    This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.

    Tens of millions of American men have had their lives completely destroyed by American women through the following crimes:

    1. False rape accusations (it has been proven that up to 80 percent of rape accusations are FALSE)

    2. False domestic violence (DV) charges (same as above)

    3. Financial destruction of men in divorce courts through alimony and support payments (women get up to 95 percent of their ex-husband's income and savings, as well as the house, car, etc)

    4. Emotional destruction of men by ex-wives who have stolen their children from them and forbidden the fathers from having custody or contact with their own children

    5. Divorced dads who commit suicide as a result

    Not one single American woman has EVER condemned their fellow American women for committing these crimes against men. Silence means consent. Therefore, American women support and enjoy destroying men's lives and causing men to commit suicide. Apparently, American women think it is okay to be a criminal, just as long as you are a woman. Therefore, is it any surprise that a huge percent of American men no longer want anything to do with American women, other than using them for easy sex and then throwing them away?

    A few more reasons to stay away from American women?

    -25 percent of American women take psychiatric drugs for mental illnesses.
    -25 percent of women under the age of 30 have at least one STD.
    -85 percent of divorces in America are INITIATED by women, thus women are responsible for the vast majority of divorces.
    -70 percent of criminals in America were raised by single mothers, thus feminism is responsible for most crime in America.
    -The majority of child molestation, child abuse, and child murder in America is done by WOMEN.

    Over 50 percent of American women are single, without a boyfriend or husband; so the fact is most American men no longer want to marry American women. Let these worthless American women grow old living alone with their 10 cats.

    BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN!

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  8. I totally remember "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka!" and I remember becoming a fan of the Wayans. :)

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  9. What the ass. That shoe.. so expensive. I wonder what the buyers are like.

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  10. I just want one. That way I can wear it and use the handicapped parking spaces...

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