AN EASY 2 MINUTE RECIPE WHEN YOU’RE WASTED.

Best case scenario to cap off a night of hard drinking is winding up at a diner. Let them slave over a hot stove to feed your belly. Meh case scenario is your sober buddy drops you off at home (plus), but doesn't stop for food (minus). Here’s how you can rectify that situation in 2 minutes flat.

Dessert: YUMMY, SURPRISE CHOCOLATE MOUTH CAKE

Prep Time: 30 sec.

Cook time: 2 minutes (if that)

Step 1. Grab a Twinkie and shove it in your mouth.

Step 2. Squirt Hershey’s syrup in your mouth.

Step 3. Spray Reddi-Wip in your mouth.

Step 4. Enjoy.

PLEASE NOTE: Dessert recipe is perfect to make during a 2 minute commercial break while watching the NCAA tourney.

HEMP-TASTIC NCAA BUFFALO WINGS

Get baking and whip up the best damn batch of buffalo wings before tip-off.

Ingredients:

• Organic Hemp oil for deep frying
• 1/4 cup butter
• 1/4 cup hot sauce
• 1 dash ground black pepper
• 1 dash garlic powder
• 1/2 cup all-purpose Hemp flour
• 1/4 teaspoon paprika
• 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper
• 1/4 teaspoon salt
• 10 chicken wings

Recipe:

Heat Hemp oil fryer to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). In a saucepan mix up butter, hot sauce, pepper and garlic powder over a low flame. Once mixture is blended remove from burner.

In a small bowl mix Hemp flour, paprika, cayenne pepper and salt. Place chicken wings on plate and coat with mixture. Cover and refrigerate for an hour.

Fry wings in hot Hemp oil for 10 to 15 minutes until browned. Remove from heat, place wings in bowl, add a splash of hot sauce and toss together. Serve with bleu cheese.

LAST PERSON ON THE PLANET TO FIGURE OUT LEE CORSO LOOKS LIKE MEL BROOKS.

by Nameless Dad (NWM Staff Writer)

I consider myself a casual fan of college football, which is why I’m probably WAY late to the table with this observation. But yes, it is totally freaky how much esteemed ESPN college football analyst LEE CORSO looks like the all-time funniest director MEL BROOKS. F*ck twins. They could be clones or freshly split amoebas. That being said I was just curious how late I was to catch this discovery. Turns out I'm probably the zillion and 1 person that finally figured it out. Here's a sample of those who can claim the “separated at birth” prize ahead of me.

ESPN 2 Here's Looking At You (Archive 6)

EDB(Everyday Should Be Saturday blog) – May 20^th, 2008

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: LEE CORSO AND MEL BROOKS

Lee Corso is Mel Brook's Lookalike! is on Facebook

TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE blog Mel Brooks Totally Looks Like Lee Corso

NEED MORE PROOF?

SEC loss made Tim SAD.

By Biz-Boy (NWM Staff Writer)

Sorry Tim Tebow. You might want to inscribe this verse on your face for the Sugar Bowl.

Psalm 9:9 


The LORD is a refuge for the oppressed, a stronghold in times of trouble.

ALABAMA: 32

FLORIDA: 13

FYI…The verse of the final score…FREAKY!

ISAIAH 32:13

Mourn for my people's land where thorns and briars will grow. Mourn for all the happy homes in a joyful city. (Gainesville?)