PAUL BROGAN 2008 FANTASY FOOTBALL RAP VIDEO STILL HOLDS UP!

Using hip-hop to help fantasy footballers make their picks, that to me is a can’t miss hit-maker*. Especially after viewing this Paul Brogan’s 2008 diddy. He really tells it like it is, giving you straight up “Jimmy The Greek” worthy advice. All with a sample that harkens back to Dr. Dre’s Chronic days. Paul has also made cuts for the MLB World Series, the NCAA college bowls and the Olympics. No word when his 2009 debut will be hitting Wal-Mart.

* – sole opinion of a 38 yr. old Jew from Long Island – take it for what it's worth.

TALKING URINAL CAKES OUT IN FULL FORCE THIS LABOR DAY!

If you have one too many this holiday weekend better watch yourself, in the bathroom. Specifically in the urinal basin. To deter DUIers, some barkeeps are resorting to using the talking Urinal Cake Communicator to issue this gentle reminder [imagine in the voice of a sexy, throaty female.]

"Hey there, big guy. Having a few drinks? It's time to call a cab or ask a sober friend for a ride home."

This revolutionary new toilet technology was developed by Richard Deutsch over at Wizmark. Aside from PSAs, bars and brands can use it as a way to market to their captive male audience. Each motion-activated cake can be customized visually (with your choice of blinking lights), and can include any pre-recorded message.

Check out the Urinal Cake Communicator in action.