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Monday, October 26, 2009

WORLD SERIES BEGINS FOR THOSE LUCKY BASTARDS. HOPEFULLY.

by Biz-Boy (NWM Staff Writer)

In a handful of days the Phillies and the Yankees will go head to head in the century old battle of the bats – The World Series. And though the times may have changed, one still things holds true with anyone who is lucky enough to make it to this fall classic. AVOID BAD LUCK. Going against these Gods of Superstition could result in a grave error…just ask Boston. So if you do have a 120” HD Plasma, here are some Minor League superstitions you might catch these Major Leaguers obeying.


NO stepping on the foul line when taking the field.

NO shaving after the first post season win.

NO chewing more than 1 pack of gum per game.

MUST tap bat once on home plate before batting.

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Saturday, October 24, 2009

SIMPSON vs. HUDSON (TALE OF THE TAPE)


JESSICA SIMPSON (dated Dallas QB Tony Romo)

2007 – ’08 season highlights:

  • (reg. season) – Surprise home loss to Philadelphia Eagles
  • (playoffs) – Divisional loss to NY Giants

Romo: plagued with interceptions and overthrown passes in both games Simpson was in attendance.


KATE HUDSON (dating Yankees 3B Alex Rodriguez)

2009 season highlights:

  • Swept Minnesota Twins to claim AL title
  • One win away from beating the Angels and heading to the 2009 World Series.

A-Rod: key RBIs and HRs in both series. Hudson has appeared at all post-season games.

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Saturday, October 10, 2009

THE LIGHTS ARE ON IN OCTOBER.


by Jose Antonio Otero (NWM Staff Writer)

As the leaves change color and begin to clutter the sidewalks it only means one thing. It is fall and the lights will be on tonight. 

For the past fifteen years or so since a skinny kid from Kalamazoo wearing number "2" came to town, it has almost been a right of passage.



When the sun goes down on these cool autumn nights, you see the traffic build almost to a complete halt under the 4 train on Mt. Eden. Plates from Connecticut, New Jersey and from as far as Ontario become the normal on the Jerome Avenue exit of I95. That can only mean one thing... October baseball at Yankee Stadium.



For as far back as I can remember, those lights meant that the Yankees were fighting for another championship. Business is booming in the Bronx and only those from the outer boroughs would be the ones filling the seats on River Ave. Those who are "fortunate" enough to live right across the street from the stadium would have to spend two months worth of wages to get a seat in the lights.



I live right around the corner from the I95 exit, about a 20 minute walk from the Stadium. The only way many of the people in the Bronx could see a playoff game in person would be from standing on the roof-tops surrounding the stadium looking down into the bowl where the little square patch of green is speckled with white and black dots. So small but those lights shine like no other.


The storefronts all have TV's in the windows. All of the radios are tuned into the game, and everyone is aware of every play as it happens. The roar of the crowd could be heard all the way from my coop, about a mile and a half away. It can be heard over the trains, sirens and the planes overhead. That explosion of the cheering fans letting the world know that we scored a run, one step closer to the final destination.


The blimps circle that cone of light at the bottom of the hill in the shadow of the Bronx Courthouse on the Grand Concourse. Entire buildings shake as the F-15's buzz the "House that Ruth Built" and George tore down. Every window in my house rattled from the fly-over. Those lights can be seen anywhere in the Bronx, most of Manhattan and even in New Jersey. 



Those lights... those wonderful lights. They represent the best and the worst that The Bronx has to offer. Forget the Bronx Zoo, Botanical Gardens, Poe Park, Fordham University and the Bronx Museum of the Arts. It is October and the lights are on!

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Friday, October 9, 2009

6 QUESTIONS FOR A BASEBALL HOT DOG VENDOR.


His name is Charlie, but everyone who knows him best calls him CJ. During the off-season he works construction. However come April, CJ works the dawg route at a major league NY ballpark. He’s been a hot dog vendor for 3 seasons. Here are his six questions.

So do you get a commission or is it just a straight salary? Actually it’s a bit of both. We’re on the books as a salaried employee, but we also make 13-16% commission on each dog we deal out.

How much can a top dog seller make per season? The good ones could bring in as much as 30K, but they gotta hustle.

What’s the most hot dogs you’ve ever sold in one game? I’d probably say about 161. My average is more like in the 140s.

So do you get good exercise lugging that hot dog case around? It weighs about 40lbs, I’m climbing stadium stairs – so yeah I’m getting my cardio and strength training in each and every gameday.

Did you ever catch a foul ball? No, but I got knocked over by a guy who did. Lost about 6 hot dogs that day.

What’s the most best and worst part of the job? Seeing the games for free and bun splitting.

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Sunday, September 13, 2009

PAUL BROGAN 2008 FANTASY FOOTBALL RAP VIDEO STILL HOLDS UP!

Using hip-hop to help fantasy footballers make their picks, that to me is a can’t miss hit-maker*. Especially after viewing this Paul Brogan’s 2008 diddy. He really tells it like it is, giving you straight up “Jimmy The Greek” worthy advice. All with a sample that harkens back to Dr. Dre’s Chronic days. Paul has also made cuts for the MLB World Series, the NCAA college bowls and the Olympics. No word when his 2009 debut will be hitting Wal-Mart.

* – sole opinion of a 38 yr. old Jew from Long Island – take it for what it's worth.

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Friday, September 11, 2009

FLAVORED OXYGEN IN A CAN.


Big Ox is offering pure oxygen in a can (89% to be exact).To all the gasps of disbelief, just remember we all laughed when we saw bottled water for the first time. Now it’s like a billion dollar industry. I checked out the site and it looks real enough. They do in fact offer 4 flavors: Citrus Blast, Mountain Mint, Tropical Breeze and Polar Rush. Big Ox says the athletes swear by the stuff. Not sure which ones, or which sport. Supposedly it’s the miracle cure for stress, headaches, jetlag, hangover, fatigue, cramps, or minor aches and pains. Some of the other benefits for using oxygen (recreationally) are:

  • Increase energy levels
  • Reduce stress
  • Aid with restful sleep
  • Detox
  • Relieve headaches
  • Boost the immune system
  • Increase mental clarity and memory
  • Relieve hangovers

Right now a rainbow (all flavors) 4pack of Big Ox goes for $34.99. Not sure what's the going rate for O2. Click here to order.

Find out why Big Ox Rox (that’s their tag, not me):


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Saturday, August 8, 2009

NATIONAL HORSESHOE PITCHING ASSOCIATION: 100 YEARS YOUNG!


What? You’ve never heard of the NHPA? How can that be? They’ve got sanctioned tournaments, a catchy name and yes, even a Hall of Fame. And this year, the sport of Horseshoe Pitching turns 100. So join in the celebration. Go to Horseshoepitching.com and enter one their year round tournaments or sign up for league play (junior or adult.) Who knows, you could be the next Frank Jackson (1909-1912 NHPA Championship winner, from Blue Mound, KS).

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Monday, July 27, 2009

DESIGN YOUR OWN ACTION FIGURE!


Sure you look in the mirror and see yourself as buff, good looking, perhaps chiseled. BUT, are you action figure worthy? Well if you have some cash to spare, that’s all you need to bring your superhero-envy to life at Herobuilders.com. For a little over $400 bucks (and a photo) you can design “YOU!” the action figure. Dress it up. Add a cape. Weapons. Spandex. Whatever you want. You can even add a sound chip.

NWM Tip: For a little extra you can also customize the shirt or add a tattoo of your own design.

Check out the hottest new Herobuilders action figure...


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