Unfortunately my words of wisdom are probably too late for all you die-hard BLACK FRIDAYers. You guys have probably been out since 5am. However, for all you casual shoppers here’s a BITCH SLAP technique tip that will not only reward you with that last item you want, but also minimize injury* (to yourself).
Say you’re in MACY’s and you have-to-have the last Charter Club Plus Size Sweater, Cashmere Crewneck that’s regularly $109.00 – NOW only $49.99!!
You grab for the sweater just as another bitch (customer) does. Here’s how you should slap her hand.
Notice how all the fingers are positioned – splayed and flat.
Here’s the wrong way to slap.
Awkward finger positioning could cause a thumb sprain or break.
Happy Holiday shopping! Be safe!!!
* - Information provided from the now defunct site shopMama.org, eHow, and Doctor Oz.
