BY 2016 PARIS WILL HAVE A NEW BFF IN EVERY COUNTRY.

by Eddie Winkle (NWM Staff Writer)

Hilton-mania knows no bounds. Her new “Rock of Love-esque” franchise My New BFF has definitely proven to be a consistent cash cow for Mtv. In the U.S., Paris is now on her 3^rd quest for a friend. Across the pond (in the UK) she’s wrapped up season 1. And over in Dubai (United Arab Emirates to you and me) she’s just finished shooting. As far as her future “reign of terror-chic” plans go, Paris is aiming to lock up Canada, Australia, Germany and Russia in the next year.  Latin America maybe by '11.

BFF ROLL CALL:

Season 1 (Brittany Flickinger): Kinda on the outs?

Season 2 (Stephen Hampton): Tweeting up a storm.

UK (Samuel Hextall): Doing the euro-circuit together.

Dubai cast: No comment.

NWM HIDDEN TV GEMS: SUPERNATURAL

[Courtesy of HorrorChik666]

This week the CW clocks in with it’s first (kinda obvious) TV gem on the hit show Supernatural. The episode “Fallen Idol” features guest star Paris Hilton (of Simple Life & Youtube nude video fame). SPOILER ALERT for TIVO and DVRers, essentially Paris plays a psycho, possessed wax figure. The inside joke basically comes in the last scene. Dean (Jensen Ackles) throws down with Paris. As he gets his ass kicked Dean says, “I've never even seen House of Wax”. At which point costar Sam (Jared Padalecki) makes a face. The reason, both Jared and Paris starred in the House of Wax remake together. FYI, the original Vincent Price film, was way better.

Check out the TV gem scene…

PARIS HILTON’S FAVORITE KOSHER DELI IS…

by Eddie Winkle (NWM Staff Writer)

Pico Kosher Deli in LA. I got this from a pretty reliable source. A girlfriend of mine that lives out on the west coast. Let’s call her Ellen Lipshitz for argument sake. She’s been dating this guy on and off. Let’s just say his name is Sheldon Goldschmidt, and he’s in rabbinical school. Personally, I think they make a very cute couple. A little flighty together, but who isn't these days. Anyway, she says that their favorite place for deli in LA is Pico’s. Ellen swears they’ve got the leanest corned beef, and pastrami you’d kaplatz over. She also told me that they have indeed spotted none other than Paris Hilton there on occasion. Usually she’s in the back corner with a guy or gal pal. Right underneath the black and white (autographed) photo of Jerry Orbach. Ellen also says that Ms. Paris is a creature of habit. Every time she’s there she orders the same thing – chicken matzo ball soup, with a square potato knish and an open-faced turkey sandwich (gravy on the side). Paris does however, change up her drink order. Sometimes she’ll go for seltzer with lime. While other times it’s a Dr. Brown’s Cream soda. No word on what her dog Tinkerbell eats. Ellen also said she saw Pauly Shore once, picking up take out.