BUSINESS CARDS, MADE FROM BEEF.

Sure you could go with the flashy “Trump” tie. Slap on that shiny gold Rolex-ish watch. Though if you really want to make your mark with a perspective client – hand him a card made from meat. The boys at Meatcards Inc. are on the verge of perfecting this Grade-A plan. Essentially they start with a slab of 100% beef Jerky. Then they brand the information on using a WAT CO2 Laser. These edible, meaty masterpieces were recently featured on G4’s Attack of the Show. If you’re interested in becoming an alpha meatcard tester, enter their special “Frank Frazetta” contest.

Click here for rules, and to find out who the hell is Frankie F.

THE BEST MONEY CAN WASTE: DIAMOND iPHONE CASE

Calling all people left with the “F—You Money!”

When you’re done looking at that Bentley or the Rolex check out this bling for the ultimate ring, ring. The diamond iPhone case from Case-Mate®. Encrusted with 42 (3.5) carat diamonds. For those keeping score, each beauty is an H color with a VVS1 clarity. Then all the sparklies are bedazzled on to the highest-end carbon fiber, gold leather. Finally, they finish things off with an 18K gold emblem. Going price? 20 grand. Here’s the real kicker. It’s only available right now for the 1^st Gen iphone (the original slow one). Then again, for all that money I’m sure they could resize it…for a price.