FOR THE BITCH IN YOUR LIFE.

Sure you say you love your dog all the time. But when was the last time you REALLY proved it. Treats don’t count, since there’s usually a mandatory trick attached to it. If you have an extra 3 mil plus to spare you might want to check out ilovedogsdiamonds.com. The site where you can work with top jewelry professionals to create a one-of-a-kind collar for your precious pooch. Here’s just a sample of some of their more highly praised pieces.

AMOUR AMOUR

Over 1,600 handset 52 carat diamonds

7 carat D-IF centerpiece diamond

Crocodile leather, platinum & 18K white-gold collar

Price: 3.2 million

AMOUR DE LA MER

1,380 handset diamonds

3 carat sapphire pendant

18K white gold, platinum and stylish ostrich leather

Price: $899,000

CHERIE

630 hand-set 1 carat diamonds

2.7 carat heart-shaped center diamond

Price: $498,000

THE BEST MONEY CAN WASTE: DIAMOND iPHONE CASE

Calling all people left with the “F—You Money!”

When you’re done looking at that Bentley or the Rolex check out this bling for the ultimate ring, ring. The diamond iPhone case from Case-Mate®. Encrusted with 42 (3.5) carat diamonds. For those keeping score, each beauty is an H color with a VVS1 clarity. Then all the sparklies are bedazzled on to the highest-end carbon fiber, gold leather. Finally, they finish things off with an 18K gold emblem. Going price? 20 grand. Here’s the real kicker. It’s only available right now for the 1^st Gen iphone (the original slow one). Then again, for all that money I’m sure they could resize it…for a price.

FREEBIE: FREE VODKA SHOT

That’s right! The fine folks at Diamond Vodka are giving away coupons for (1) FREE mini-bottle. There are (8) premium filtered vodka samples to choose from. Just click on any bottle and you’re good to taste, that is if you’re over 21.

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