I’LL BE THE FIRST TO SAY IT, THE WORLD NEEDS MORE ASSLESS CHAPS.

by Eddie Winkle (NWM Staff Writer)

Specifically in the ol’ U.S. of A. I mean If we want to take this “worldwide leader” title seriously, it should be across the board. Not just with cars and math scores, but with assless chaps as well. Sad to say my web searching turned up some slim pickins for both guys and gals.

Power Trip Power Glide Chaps ($152.99 @ Revzilla)

1.2mm drum dyed leather

Satin finished lining

Metal main zipper

Two zippered pockets

Adjustable waistband

Rough cut hem

Hustler Leather Chaps ($224.97 @ Pierre Silber)

Features pink contrast stitching and "Hustler" embossing

LEATHER MASK AND BALL GAG SHOPPING?

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DOMINATRIX MISTRESS OUTFIT FOR UNDER $150

New Sexy Dominatrix Costume Studded Black Flogger Whip ($6.74)

Ellie Shoes Women's 511-ALLY 5" Stretch Thigh High Boot Available in 3 Colors ($50.31)

Pleather Dominatrix Hat-Black ($35.99)

Sexy Adult Womens Halloween Costumes Black Wet Look Madame Mistress Dominatrix Costume S&M Theme Party Outfit ($55.99)

THE BEST MONEY CAN WASTE: DIAMOND iPHONE CASE

Calling all people left with the “F—You Money!”

When you’re done looking at that Bentley or the Rolex check out this bling for the ultimate ring, ring. The diamond iPhone case from Case-Mate®. Encrusted with 42 (3.5) carat diamonds. For those keeping score, each beauty is an H color with a VVS1 clarity. Then all the sparklies are bedazzled on to the highest-end carbon fiber, gold leather. Finally, they finish things off with an 18K gold emblem. Going price? 20 grand. Here’s the real kicker. It’s only available right now for the 1^st Gen iphone (the original slow one). Then again, for all that money I’m sure they could resize it…for a price.