Sure you could go with the flashy “Trump” tie. Slap on that shiny gold Rolex-ish watch. Though if you really want to make your mark with a perspective client – hand him a card made from meat. The boys at Meatcards Inc. are on the verge of perfecting this Grade-A plan. Essentially they start with a slab of 100% beef Jerky. Then they brand the information on using a WAT CO2 Laser. These edible, meaty masterpieces were recently featured on G4’s Attack of the Show. If you’re interested in becoming an alpha meatcard tester, enter their special “Frank Frazetta” contest.
Click here for rules, and to find out who the hell is Frankie F.
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