OH NO YOU DIDDY

Hey I love a celeb owned restaurant as much as the next fella. And Diddy’s place (Justin’s) is no exception to that rule. 

It’s being billed as the hot spot for upscale Soul Food cuisine. And (based on the rave reviews) Diddy is delivering the goods. That being said, my only issue with the menu has to do with one of the appetizers. Now I get he runs a posh place. So I figured the prices wouldn't be cheap. I just was a bit surprised when I discovered that the P. Diddy Shrimp goes for 12 bucks!!!!! Excuse me, the P. Diddy Jumbo Fried Shrimp is 12 bucks.

And all you get are 4 shrimps, some coleslaw, and Diddy's signature tartar sauce. 

I believe Red Lobster gives you 6 shrimps for 10 bucks. Again, I'm sure the food is delish, just a smidge disappointed…Diddy.

DUMBEST ANIMAL ON THE PLANET: THE GOLDFISH

If Mr. Google says it then it has to be true. Goldfish pretty much survive on their basic prime instincts. They also have a dismal memory. It clocks in at about 3 seconds. Then POOF, whatever they were thinking about floats right out of their head. In fact, their memory problem is the primary reason you have to be careful when feeding them. Goldfish can actually forget when they’ve had enough to eat. Not unlike with me at buffets with brisket and peel and eat shrimp.