DUMBEST ANIMAL ON THE PLANET: THE GOLDFISH

If Mr. Google says it then it has to be true. Goldfish pretty much survive on their basic prime instincts. They also have a dismal memory. It clocks in at about 3 seconds. Then POOF, whatever they were thinking about floats right out of their head. In fact, their memory problem is the primary reason you have to be careful when feeding them. Goldfish can actually forget when they’ve had enough to eat. Not unlike with me at buffets with brisket and peel and eat shrimp.