NAUGHTY-ISH GENERATOR OF THE DAY

I think we’ve all been privy to the tramp stamp either through real life or Skin-O-Max. Well now you can create your own @ss-terpiece courtesy of ImageChef. Click here to create.

5 PRIMO CHINESE LETTERS TO TATTOO ON YOUR ASS

Next time you get high (off some illicit substance) and wander into your neighborhood tattoo parlor, keep this post in mind. Oh, and also remember that my post title is wrong. These are technically Chinese symbols, not letters. But hey, I’m an evil, bloated, materialistic Westerner (and New Yorker) – what do I know. Onto the tatts...

LOVE

LUCK

STRENGTH

HARMONY

STUBBORN

MICHELLE’S TATTS.

Michelle Bombshell McGee is a montreal native with a masters degree in Bio-Chemistry. She speaks fluent French. And she has tatts! Lots of ‘em. Let’s discuss two.

TATT #1

Area of body: Forehead
Tattoo type: (quote) “Pray for us sinners.”
Michelle’s rationale for Tatt: Because we are all sinners in life. Duh.

TATT #2

Area of body: Right armpit
Tattoo type: (art) Straight razor with a rose.
Michelle’s rationale for tatt: No reason offered.

In depth discussion about M's tatts.

INSTEAD OF THE ASS, GO FOR THE SEXY TOOTH TATTOO.

Next time you go to the dentist for a crown fitting think long and hard. Do you want the regular blah, ivory white, polished look? OR do you want the face of David Letterman? Thanks to the latest in tattoo teeth tech, you now have that option. New parlors like Toothartist offer a wide selection of hand-painted tooth art like Simon Cowell, Bob Dillon, Tiger Woods, plus all kinds of animals and symbols. Prices for tooth tattoos range from $75 to $500, depending on the artwork and the crown material. Most people go for the back teeth that aren’t viewable unless you choose. They also can be easily removed by your dentist with just a 5 minute grinding session.

LOOK MA, NO HUMAN FEATURES!

Not everyone wants to look like a cover girl or Mr. Bodybuilder. In fact, some people don’t even wanna look human. It’s called bizarre body modification. Back in the day that pretty much meant you were getting 2 or more tattoos. Now, it’s taking on a whole different meaning. Everything from horns on the head, cat looking face (see pic), lizard tongue, elf ears and designer jewels IN the eyeball. Ugh! Here are the top 6 bizarre body modification surgeries coming from the home office in Omaha, UK. 

NWM Brutal Truth: Most likely your HMO won’t cover any of this.