by Graphic Guy (NWM Staff Writer)
At this very moment you might be feeding the baby, working, or having sex with a real girl. Meanwhile there are those across the planet (such as myself) having heated discussions on forums about the following…
WONDER WOMAN SHOULD BE MORE LIKE XENA.
Forum: Comic Book Resources
# of posts: 130
Most popular point: Wonder Woman's costume should totally look more like Xena's hottie outfit.
FRODO OR SAM?
Forum: Lord of The Rings Plaza
# of posts: 101
Most popular point: No contest, Frodo is WAY more heroic than Sam.
FAVORITE DEEP SPACE 9 EPISODES.
Forum: StarTrek.com
# of posts: 19
Most popular point: #1 favorite episode is titled Soldiers of the Empire.
WHO’S STRONGER: HULK OR SUPERMAN?
Forum: Killermovies.com
# of posts: 134
Most popular point: Hulk would kick Superman’s ass if he had Bruce Banner’s superior intellect.
WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE AS ROBOCOP IN 2010?
Forum: Robocoparchive.com
# of posts: 195
Most popular point: Jesse Spencer (House MD) would make an awesome RoboCop!
BEST BUFFTY FIGHT?
Forum: TV.com
# of posts: 66
Most popular point: Buffy vs. Dark Willow definitely is the biggest smack down of all time!
WORST SEAQUEST DSV EPISODE.
Forum: Syfy.com
# of posts: 4
Most popular point: Toss up between Seawest, Brothers and Sisters and Better than Martians.
SCREW YOU GANON HATERS
Forum: Zeldauniverse.net
# of posts: 38
Most popular point: Ganon deserves to be in the Zelda universe because he’s not annoying.
by Eddie Winkle (NWM Staff Writer)
If you’re looking for a time to spend those Lindens (SL currency) on a virtual home, it’d be right now. Don’t think the deals are getting any better than this one.
37x40 meters / 2 floors/ privacy windows / lockable doors
Pool / patio / palms and plants
3 different rugs / 2 couches / remote controlled fireplace
by Biz-Boy (NWM Staff Writer)
Actually, all these games are available in the U.S. It’s Australia that has the f’d up video game laws. Young Aussies can probably thank the religious zealots and their versions of PTA moms with lots of time on their hands. The following are the crème de la crème of games that (at least the original versions) never made it to the land down under, for one sordid reason or another.
7 Sins: Players need to succumb to all the sins in order to climb the social ladder in fictional Apple City. FYI...the sin that had Aussies in a tizzy the most was #5, Lust.
Leisure Suit Larry (Magna Cum Laude): Larry’s heading back to school and fraternizing with the sorority girls. A-Land banned this one because Larry gets to have sex with actual naked college girls after a job well done.
by Eddie Winkle (NWM Staff Writer)
Probably clocked in about 5 kajillion hours playing this insanely, addictive game. Never once did I think about the Snoods themselves ‘til now. So here they are, the full roster (and character description) of the original Snoods created by David M. Dobson in 1996.
FRAG: to kill, more specifically to off an unpopular superior officer with a fragmentation grenade. Term commonly used in first person shooting games.
The Princess (Super Mario Bros. 2)
Damsel in Distress (Jungle Hunt)
Semi-naked Native American Princess (Custard’s Revenge)
Tails (Sonic The Hedgehog 2 / 90% sure she’s female)
[Adult Swim.com] presents Bible Fight. Think Mortal Combat meets the Old and New Testaments. Cast of fighters include: Moses, Mary, Noah, Eve, Satan and Jesus. Each game is a one on one 3 round battle. You win, you move on to fight another character. Along with the usual ass-whooping abilities (kicks, punches, knee to the groin, etc.), characters also have secret weapons. These powers relate to their biblical backstory, like Eve and her snake issues. Onward Christian soldiers to Adultswim.com.
Tip: Like Mortal Combat, the least likely candidates usually have the best powers, and are the most agile. Go with Eve or Mary (see below). You won’t be sorry.
I’m not saying I would have gotten the all-time high score on Archon (old puke green apple IIe game back in the day). Though, if I had the Zalman Mouse FPSGUN FG-1000 it wouldn’t have taken me 1,956 tries to beat the evil king. Basically, this is a mouse that looks and feels like a joystick (game controller for those post-Atari2600). And for you level 10 gamers, you do have the ability to change the sensitivity and toggling power (if that's a word) of the controls. Aside from shooting up zombies in dungeons, the Zalman Mouse’s ergonomic design also helps shield against the dreaded Carpal Tunnel.
Remember those days of teen-dom. Your friend has a party, which consists of 20 (or so) kids in some progressive parent’s basement. A Wham-like band blasts on the record/cassette/stereo. And a sea of cracking voiced, puberty filled teens dance and horseplay. All while munching Cheetos and swigging Diet Cherry 7Up. Of course, as the party dies down (to a handful of kids) that’s when the real fun begins. SPIN THE BOTTLE. The game usually presented its own challenges depending on the bottle you found. Plastic was all over the place. Glass could break. And somehow the spins were never that accurate and could be fixed (depending on skill.) Well with Toys4Me's Electronic Spin the Bottle all those problems disappear. No more bad spins. No more questionable "which kid did it land on" calls. It’s all the teen-tensioned fun, without the work. It even has a truth or dare mode. On the box it mentions something about “all boy” and “all girl” play. I’ll just stay away from that one, thank you. Grab Toys4Me's Electronic Spin the Bottle for your youngsters on Amazon for only $9.99. And coming soon – 7 Minutes in Heaven for Wii.
