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WACKY WEBCAM OF THE DAY

I remember getting freaked the F out when I saw the movie The Ring. You remember that one. That’s the film where people die when they watch a certain video cassette (pre-DVD item). True, people can’t die from viewing images on a screen. However, there is the death of the boredom kind which you’d probably experience watching the PAINT DRY cam. It's simply a shot of a freshly painted wall. I believe the color falls in the mauve family. What you see below is sadly what you get. Though it does get points for offering the viewer the ability to move the cam to different parts of the wall. The right cam is the best sight by far!

4 WEIRD WEBCAM SITES YOU CAN VISIT NOW. GO! DON’T EVEN READ MY POST.

To me, a webcam centric site fall into one of the two Ls – Lame or Lust. I have many friends (not myself mind you) who have frequented porn sites that feature a webcam. They (meaning my friends, not me) say it’s a great way not just to see a porn vixen pose, but get to know her as a human being. Understand her hopes and dreams, and what she might do with a donkey for 6,000 pesos.

On the flip side there are the lame sites. Webcam destinations with the best of intentions, but turn out to be yawn fests where cool stuff rarely ever happens (i.e. bar, city walkway, and vacation destination cams). This was my opinion for a number of years. Then last night while sitting in my boxers and tshirt in front of my laptop (not surfing porn mind you), I tried to see if my theory still held water. Surprisingly it had sprung a leak. Happily I found 4 web cam sites that will mystify and delight or still bore you (it was late at night when I found 'em).

COOLERCAM.COM: A cam posted in front of the water cooler at a computer firm. They claim the best times to catch all the action are Monday through Friday, 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. MST (-7 hours GMT).

CHEDDARVISION: Watch cheddar cheese go through the magical maturing process at a UK facility in Somerset. Anytime is a great time. 

STEVESANTFARM.COM: It’s an ant farm all right, and it’s owned by Steve. What more do you need to know?

UFO WEBCAM: This one holds promise if you put in the time. It’s a cam placed on a stretch of highway in Wales (UK), that has been home to numerous UFO sightings.

HOW’S THAT 24/7 WEBCAM EXPERIMENT WORKING OUT FOR YOU?

I love chocolate covered cookie dough balls. You know the ones I’m talking ‘bout. You get ‘em in the Snowcap size cardboard containers at the movie theaters.  To me, each morsel is like a bite of heaven. That being said, if you stripped me naked, duct taped me to a chair, shaved all the hair off my body, and shoved these balls down my throat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner – I’m pretty sure I’d get tired of ‘em (and scarred for life from the other stuff). You know...I had a really smart way of how I was going to all link all this to 24/7 webcam feeds, but totally lost my train of thought. Kinda bummed. Seemed pretty profound at 4:30am last night. If it comes to me I’ll let you know. Anyhow, here are some questionable 24/7 cam feeds in existence.

ETARD: 24 hours of a 30something guy doing stuff in a room. Not sure if his parents own said room or not. Free to join and chat with him….as long as you follow his RULES!!!!

MISSY HAYATT 24/7: Bills herself as the “First Lady of Wrestling”. For only 10 bucks a month you can watch Missy do ______ in the nude. 

BOX OF PUPPIES: Web cam pointed on a box of puppies. Free to join.

???: 電気代払えないトと放送中毒者の中継人生 (that’s the only description I got).