by Nameless Dad (NWM Staff Writer)
I’m pretty sure by now everyone on the planet has at least heard about those investigative hotel room news reports. You know the ones where they take the UV black lights into a supposedly cleaned room. Then the camera crew turns off the lamps and uses some UV magic on the bed. What they reveal are glowing fluid marks which they say are traces of blood, semen and urine. As a guy I’m not too bothered by the prospect of spending the night in invisible filth. Hell, I eat hotdogs. And those have a legal limit on how many rat droppings they can have in ‘em. As a parent, I have a different opinion about the matter. I’m not PTA-mom psycho about it, but yeah, I’ll admit I’m not too keen on my daughters sharing a bed with Mr. Sperm.
HOW CAN I MAKE THE NASTY BLOOD, SPERM AND PISS GO AWAY?
If you're staying in any hotel that's pretty much next to impossible to accomplish. However, I did find a way to achieve a little peace of mind. On Amazon I recently purchased the LED flashlights 395 nM Blacklight 3 AA 51 UV. It’s essentially a flashlight that projects UV light. So if the blanket (or sheets) look like they recently played host to Mr. and Mrs. Sodom and Gomorrah I can at least ask for new bedding.
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: Perfect for inspection applications, security control, rodent contamination, hotel room inspection, and much more. Emits 395 nanometer wavelength 51 UV LED allow to cover a larger area. Makes semen stains and other bodily fluids fluoresce! COST: $17.50.
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