Friday, December 18, 2009

NEW VACCINE READY FOR 2010 COOTIE SEASON.


by Nameless Dad (NWM Staff Writer)

Just an FYI to all concerned parents - Cootie season will be a bit earlier in 2010 (January or February.) A variation to the vaccination will also be introduced to handle any possible new strain of the cooties virus.

ORIGINAL vaccine:
Circle. Circle. Dot. Dot. Now you've got the cootie shot.

NEW vaccine:
Circle. Dot. Circle. Dot. Yada, yada, yada.

This new vaccine should keep you from being Cootie Positive the entire season.





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