Now you can get your very own cuddly case of Herpes Simplex Virus 2. This venereal virus measures 7 inches tall and weighs 3 ounces. Comes complete with a handy leaflet that has all kinds of fun facts about your Giant Microbe® menace. Makes the perfect gift for parents, educators and any friend who just received great news from the free clinic.
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1 hour ago
Dude that's just sick. So funny, where do you find this stuff?
ReplyDeleteI know at least a dozen people who I need to buy this for.
ReplyDeleteWow, 7" tall? Really?
ReplyDeleteSorry. I had to go there, given your candy comment and all. (You might want to see my response to that one. Or maybe not)
Robyn
The last person I dated would love this little cuddle buddy.
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