Monday, June 28, 2010

DEM SUMMER REDNECK GAMES BE HERE SOONER THAN YA THINK


It’ll be here 3 halfmoons after the white-breasted coyote’s testies are completely drenched in morning dew sweat. That’s July 10th for all you city folk that don’t know your redneck folklore. As far as the “where” goes, the Summer Redneck Games have been and always will be in Dublin, Georgia (click here for exact directions).
Now if you’re expecting just a small gaggle of inbred mountain hicks slobbering over one jug of moonshine you’d be sadly mistaken. This yearly event draws in the likes of 5 to 8 thousand. And 100% of the proceeds go to local charities. Your cost to experience this redneck-a-polooza, a measly 5 bucks. Though if you want a plate of Ed's famous Finger Lickers that’ll cost ya extra.

12 – 12:30 pm Welcome to the games, Lighting of the Ceremonial Torch
12:30 -1:00 Strokin Dixie Band
1:00 – 1:30 Redneck Horseshoes
1:30 – 2:00 Strokin Dixie Band
2:00 – 2:30 Bobbin’ for Pigs Feet
2:30 – 3:00 Ronnie Mullis
3:00 – 3:30 Mudpit Belly Flop
3:30 – 4:00 Drop the Veil Band
4:00 – 4:30 Watermelon Seed Spitting Contest
4:30 – 5:00 Big Don Band
5:00 – 6:00 Armpit Seranade
6:00 -7:00 Josh Daniel Band
7:00 – 8:00 Joe Olds Band
8:00 – 9:30 Bobby Compton Band

FYI…you can bring in a cooler of booze as long as you have NO glass bottles.

PHOTOS FROM GAMES PAST






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9 comments:

  1. Holy crap - this is for real!

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  2. so glad this isn't being held in new jersey. we have some really hick areas here.

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  3. Yup, that's it, I'm moving back up north.

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  4. I'm gettting all homesick for WV!

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  5. As long as they stay in Georgia I guess they can continue...first pigs feet I smell, I'm outta here!

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  6. $5, I can actually afford that. Will there be hog wrestlin'?

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  8. God help me I actually have a friend that lives near where these are held. She keeps trying to convince us to come visit during "the games." She is also the one that tried to convince us pork rinds tasted good...the stink from the bag when we opened it almost killed us city folks! ;-)

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