Forget those Wow Wow Wubbzy DVDs or Leapfrog learning crap. You want to excite your child’s imagination? Try a rousing game of Party Roulette! The game that combines psychological, pulse pounding, tension with water balloons. Plus the best part is there’s no mess to clean up. And just think of all the valuable life lessons your little one will learn with just one click of the trigger…
- The importance of following through on a task.
- Overcoming fears.
- Cheating death for sport.
- Making peace with God.
- The crazy, bad things drugs will drive you to do.
- Strengthening a child’s brass cajones.
SO HOW DO YOU PLAY PARTY ROULETTE?
Easy. Just fill up the balloon with water. Attach the balloon to the gun. Then each individual takes a turns placing the gun to his or her head and pulling the trigger. If the balloon POPs, you’re dead and wet! What fun!!! And best of all PARTY ROULETTE costs only $18.98 at Prankplace.com. Makes it next to impossible to deny your kid this kind of pleasure. Click here to order.
Think I'll pass! :)
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome. Put me down for one!
ReplyDeleteI need one for each hand.
ReplyDeleteSick!
ReplyDeleteif i ever had a kid, i'd never allow any sort of guns. just saying.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I think I'll wait on this, but will keep it in mind.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap! Do they also have 5 finger fillet? If so, I'll take one for each kid!!
ReplyDeleteYou could play it at Christmas time and call it Reindeer Games! Ha! Ok ok, I'll stop now :)
ReplyDeleteOh god!
ReplyDeleteSince when does wet not create a mess?
ReplyDeleteMy God that's one of the coolest things ever!
ReplyDeleteCould be used for discipline unruly student housemates too -"Who broke the tv?" *click* "WHO BROKE THE TV?" *click click* "You're running out of time!" etc.
I actually owned one of these but never used it. (bukbukbukbukkaw)
ReplyDeleteA slightly messier version is courtesy of Bob & Doug...The BEERHUNTER. Shake up one beer from a six-pack and open them next to your head.
Finally, a restaurant I used to frequent in Buttfuque Japan offered up a "Russian Roulette Pizza." One slice of it would be doused in hot sauce. The trick is to play it straight-faced if you bite into the killer piece or fake out the others if you don't.
That's kind of frightening....
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