OH GREAT, YET ANOTHER MILLION DOLLAR IDEA THAT PASSED ME BY.

Just reading this product description makes me weep with jealously.

• Pen-cap utensil set: spoon, knife, and fork
• Fits standard ballpoint pens (included)
• Food-safe
• Hand wash only
• Perfect for your cubicle mates!

Sells for only $8.95 at Neatoshop.com

WHITE GUY WEAR FOR UNDER $120

Yachting with the family? Hanging out at the country club? Antiquing? Summering somewhere? Here’s a totally cool ‘n comfy white guy look that’ll help you look like a million without breaking your precious piggie bank. Gotta save for that new Volvo.

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