OH GREAT, YET ANOTHER MILLION DOLLAR IDEA THAT PASSED ME BY.

Just reading this product description makes me weep with jealously.

• Pen-cap utensil set: spoon, knife, and fork
• Fits standard ballpoint pens (included)
• Food-safe
• Hand wash only
• Perfect for your cubicle mates!

Sells for only $8.95 at Neatoshop.com