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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

6 THINGS I’M 72.8% SURE YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT SHOVING GERBILS UP YOUR ASS


#1: The act of inserting this wee creature into your rectum (for pleasure) is known as Gerblling or Gerbil-stuffing.


#2: Supposedly the first case of Gerblling occurred in 1984 – only it was with a mouse, not a gerbil. 


#3: In the early 1990s Richard Gere was rumored to have paid a visit to the emergency room for the exact same practice. 


#4: A GERE-BIL joke was made in the 1996 smash, horror hit SCREAM.


#5: As the Gerbil is suffocating it scratches and claws the rectum lining which causes a pleasurable sensation.


#6: Because of their somewhat flexible nature, cardboard tubes are the preferred equipment for Gerbilling.


BONUS:
Gerbiling attracts homosexuals as well as heterosexuals.

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