DO THEY SELL FROZEN MICE? IF SO, WHERE?

RodentPRO.com! Duh.

They’ve been around since 1993 and are headquartered in Evansville, Indiana. Essentially they sell frozen critters (rats, mice, guinea pigs, rabbits – and the occasional quail) to hobbyists, commercial reptile breeding facilities, raptor sanctuaries, and some of the nation's largest and the most respected zoos and aquariums across the country.

They sell mice of all ages (from pinkies to fuzzies to hoppers to weanlings to adults). Oh and for those people that own 7 or 8 crocs I included the mice price list. Pretty reasonable if you ask me.

6 THINGS I’M 72.8% SURE YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT SHOVING GERBILS UP YOUR ASS

#1: The act of inserting this wee creature into your rectum (for pleasure) is known as Gerblling or Gerbil-stuffing.

#2: Supposedly the first case of Gerblling occurred in 1984 – only it was with a mouse, not a gerbil. 

#3: In the early 1990s Richard Gere was rumored to have paid a visit to the emergency room for the exact same practice. 

#4: A GERE-BIL joke was made in the 1996 smash, horror hit SCREAM.

#5: As the Gerbil is suffocating it scratches and claws the rectum lining which causes a pleasurable sensation.

#6: Because of their somewhat flexible nature, cardboard tubes are the preferred equipment for Gerbilling.

BONUS:

Gerbiling attracts homosexuals as well as heterosexuals.