Yours truly is the culprit. Granted I have immediately corrected my arrogant ways, but not before satisfying my douchebag quota. So what is it? I guess once you hear you might not think it’s that bad. In fact you might think it resides lame territory. But I assure you it is douchey.
CHRIST! WHAT IS IT ALREADY? THE SUSPENSE IS SORTA, NOT REALLY KILLING US.
It started with my purchase a couple of months ago – THE IPAD.
Yes, I shelled out $XXX for this glorified Etch-A-Sketch. Though I admit it is pretty cool. Can’t tell you why I needed it. I guess I’m under Steve Job’s i-spell. So anyhow, here’s the douchey part. The ipad has an email app. And when you create an email it looks something like this.
Just in case you still haven’t solved my douchey dilemma I arrowed it. True, when you send an email from an iphone it basically the says the same thing (minus the “ipad” part). The difference is iphones are much more commonplace. While ipads are still kind of a status toy. So the decent thing for me to have done would’ve been to erase the i-tag when sending my e-messages. However deep down I guess I really did want people to know I owned one. Hence the douche label. Now you see where I’m coming from? Or am I douche for making you read this...on a Monday?
