by Barry S. (NWM Staff Writer)
2-ply? 4-ply? Please! If you’re looking to truly pamper a poo-stained butt, try a wipe of luxurious cashmere. High-end, UK supermarket chain Waitrose is now selling toilet paper made from (no joke) extracts of cashmere. No word on when us colonies are going to get a hold of this posh paper, but sources say it’ll cost about $3.50 a roll. I’d say that’s a pretty decent price to experience the new #1 way to finish up #2.
I couldn’t even fathom what I’d do if cash was dripping out of my every orifice. Ok, maybe I’d have a few ideas starting with one that rhymes with Berrari Bestarossa. STILL, I’m thinking in terms of being rich – 2 to 5 mil in the bank. F-U money is an entirely different stratosphere, 100 million at the very least. We’re talking Erik Estrada coin. Now the following stuff I found weren’t anything from the real, desired luxury categories. The Yachts, big ass TVs, mansions are all expected to be by owned by F-U-ites. See, I’m more curious about tracking down the expensive things that usually would run you a buck (or two) at the corner drugstore. These are the items that would TRULY be a waste of cash to use mere mortal$.
MOST EXPENSIVE PENCIL ($12,800):
The Special Edition Graf von Faber-Castell Perfect Pencil.
MOST EXPENSIVE STRAIGHT RAZOR ($30,000)
The Damascene Razor (made by Hommage)
MOST EXPENSIVE LIPSTICK ($62,000)
KissKiss Gold and Diamonds Lipstick (from Guerlain)
