ODDEST SOFTCORE FETISH MAGAZINE: GIRLS AND CORPSES

There’s no way to describe it other than a zombie on girl themed mag. Just check the site’s cover gallery and you’ll see what I mean. Bikini babes ogling charred skeleton remains. Workout women rubbing up against a decomposing, zombie yoga instructor. Flipping through the mag is like an odd fetish flashback to Amsterdam, only with black tape on the privates. Pretty much anything that’s rolling around our muddy sub-sexual-culture they’ve got an article about (with photo spread). Plus, interviews with twisted, horror gore masters like Rob Zombie. 

They also one up Maxim with their special Girls & Corpses calendar. October's – Seductive Swimmer And Rotting Body In Bermuda Shorts totally does it for me. Check it out.

HOTTEST FEMALE CHESS PLAYERS OF ALL TIME

Racked my brain trying to think of a funny quip about a pawn, horsey piece, and queen, but came up with nothing. Anyhow, here are the hottest chess ladies I’d pick to be my checkmates. 

Natalia Zhukova (born June 5, 1979 in Germany)

Career highlights:

- Represented the Ukraine for 6 straight years in the Chess Olympics.

- Won the Groningen Women’s Festival in 1998.

FDIE peak rating: 2499 (I assume that’s good)

Susan Polgar (born April 19, 1969 in Hungary)

Career highlights:

- Top ranking chess player at the tender age of 15.

- Women’s World Chess Champion from 1996 to 1999.

FDIE peak rating: 2577

Monika Soćko (born March 24, 1978 in Warsaw)

Career Highlights:

- Won the Arctic Chess Challenge in 2009.

- Took the bronze at the European Chess Championship.

FDIE peak rating: 2505

Antoaneta Stefanova (born April 19, 1979 in Bulgaria)

Career Highlights:

- Became a Sofia champion at age 7.

- Top 10 world ranked chess player in 1997.

FDIE peak rating: 2560