OH NO I SAID TOO MUCH (an ongoing series)

Time for another cringe-worthy post that asks – how well do you really know the freak writing this blog? Again I’m not talking about the topical stuff (my favorite color, Gummi bear's flavor, and hair metal band). Nope. I’m going to reveal some moderately creepy stuff. So buckle up and keep all hands and legs inside.

  

This week’s topic: ANIMALS

We (my wife and I) are cat sitting this week. Our neighbor has 3 cats. Correction, she has one cat. The other 2 are her brother’s cats. One cat in particular is sick. We had to give her medication. After, when we were playing with the sick cat I kissed her backside. Then I wiped my mouth with my hand. My wife was upset because I didn’t wash my hands and face right away.

Why? The cat has rhinotracheitis (aka Feline Herpes).

Humans can't catch it, so it didn’t bother me. FYI…I washed my hands 15 minutes later for completely another reason. Am I a freak?