Sure you might have read some of my other posts. And maybe once in a great while I enlightened you, made you sniffle, cringe, or guffaw. But honestly, how well do you really know me? I’m not just talking about the surface stuff. I’m talkin’ real details. Well since this a blog I aim reveal some pretty personal stuff in the coming months.
This week’s topic: URINE
At night I wake up at least 2 times to pee.
1st time: 2:48am
2nd time: 4:42am
During a night of boozing I can drink at least 4.5 beers before breaking the seal.
I have only pissed myself twice in my life:
1st time: Stuck in traffic coming home from a Jets game.
(I was wasted, but not driving)
2nd time: Wasted while walking home from a NY Knicks game.
(could not find a toilet)
BONUS TRADING CARD (collect all 4):