For my money, I’d go with the true crafters of crap, Gagworks.
I mean c’mon, just look at it. Perfect color. Just the right shape. And most important, it’s the perfect size. I feel like a lot of “Dog Poo” manufacturers seem to screw that one up. Too much poop is just plain offensive. Plus, the joke is over too fast. They’ll see it coming from a mile away.
Price Per Poop = $2.99
NWM Tip: Make it seem fresh and wet by dabbing a little cooking oil on it.