Thursday, July 14, 2011

BITCH PLEASE!


Feel bad that ol’ Butch can't share a brew with you this summer? Well wipe away those tears and get to amazon to fetch a 6 pack of 3 Busy Dogs Bowser Beer. This Beefy Brown Ale goes for only $15.99.

Here’s the product description…
Bowser Beer is a non-alcoholic, non-carbonated beer for dogs. All ingredients are American made and we make our broth from scratch - no onions, salt or fat is added. Malt barley is good for shiney coats and glucosamine aids in joint health. They are packaged in 12 -ounce plastic recyclable bottles with tamper-proof re-sealable caps.

And here’s a personal message to you from the creator of Bowser Beer.

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36 comments:

  1. Whats the point of drinking beer if it doesnt have any alcohol!!??

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  2. Genius. Why didn't I think of making human things dog applicable?!

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  3. Sorry, my dog only accepts Dos Equis....
    Sounds pretty snobby, but the truth is that I actually trained him that way.

    No dog of mine will accept anything less!

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  4. We had a dog that loved Molson and got so drunk one time that he thought he was in a Lassie rerun...before I get any hate mail from the anti-drunk-dog people, the dog got drunk by lapping up spilled beer at a huge, some what out of control party,and there were lots of spills! ...let's face it, he was a lush and could have used some of this non-alcoholic Bowser Beer, especially since it contains no onions?

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  5. Why was the word FREE in quotation marks?

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  6. No onions? What sort of refined canine would ever consider drinking beer that doesn't contain onions?

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  7. haha, nice post, keep it up!

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  8. Beer for dogs - who knew? Now they don't have to feel left out at parties.

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  9. Beer for canines?

    It's no wonder that terrorists are ruling the world and people are ****ing camels.

    This world is screwed.

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  11. beer !! pfu.. BEER FOR DOG ? I LOLD...xD

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  12. If I'm going to spend $15.99 it's going to be on Heineken or Stella Artois. Screw the dog!

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  13. I know why there's beer for dogs...after all, they are man's best friend. ;)

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  14. They need to launch an ad campaign for the most interesting dog in the world.

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  15. Non alcoholic... can it even be called beer?

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  16. LMAO!

    Isn't this like going to the bar and ordering an O'Douls? My dog is going to drink like me...vodka or nothing! :)

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  17. The beer should be called something cool, like Funky Mutt.

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  18. Gee-zuz! Well, I guess if they have a drink at Starbucks for them, might as well have this too. Some dog owners are the dumbest people ever. :)

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  19. Wow. I wouldn't spend $15.99 on a six pack of (human) beer for myself!

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  20. I don't know if my dog will be willing to give up his Schlitz.

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  21. BLOG OF THE DAY! Thanks so much...I am humbled and benumbled!

    If I get my dog some Bowser Beer, will he just sit around and watch football all day?

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  22. I wonder if they can make stuff for my cats.

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  23. oh my goodness that is crazy! I love my dog but that seems over the top... and not healthy for the dog!

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  24. lol wtf! healthy non-alcoholic beer for your dog?

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  25. Do people actually spend money on this crap?

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  26. With my luck, my dog is a lightweight like me....and even the non-alcoholic stuff would give him a buzzzzzz.

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  27. nothing is better than water.....except for bacon.

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  28. Another great! Thanks a lot though...I'll never be able to keep my dogs off the computer. Soon or later they'll crack the code to order it themselves. Dammit!

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