For only $9.99 (on amazon) this kid made puberty his bitch! Just look at that thick nest of chest hair he's now sporting. This kid could easily pass for Tom Selleck circa ’82...
...or dare I say Burt Reynolds circa ’78?
Here are the specs.
And here’s how The Uber Macho Fake Chest Hair Rug will look hanging in your closet.
Ooooowwweeee. Sexified. Gotta get me one of these for the hubs. Nothing says 'I'm a stud' like a chest full of uncombable hair. Honestly, where do you find these?!
ReplyDeleteDo you get a discount if you also purchase a 1970's porn stache with it?
ReplyDeleteuuuuuugh... thats gross. lol.
ReplyDeleteEwwwwww! Tom would not have been hot if his chest hair looked like that!
ReplyDeletehe needs a guide to growing up. For sex, puberty and all that stuff.
ReplyDeleteIf I could only get the matching back hair to go with it...
ReplyDeleteI've said it once and I'll say it again, where in the world do you find all this stuff? You're hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI don't need one. Gotta love them Italian genes!!!
ReplyDeletei need that stuff
ReplyDeletelol.im gonna pick one up
ReplyDeleteA mate of mines chest hair would meet up with his beard during the winter as an extra jumper, still makes me cringe.
ReplyDeletelol that is hilarious! He looks closer to a wolf man!
ReplyDeletei feel badly for the poor eastern-european woman who had to donate her chest hair in the first place. she must be so cold right now.
ReplyDeleteSorry, it made me gag a little.
ReplyDeleteNo no no! Wrong on every front.... and anybody's front too!
ReplyDeleteSadly, my real rug is coming in quite well.
ReplyDeletethat's some pretty sexy stuff
ReplyDeleteBut who COULDN'T use a little extra fur over thurr. I want me some women buying this stuff. Right now, too. Yes.
ReplyDeleteEWWW.
ReplyDeleteSorry, but chest hair grosses me out, and this just...ooooooh, NASTY.
Thank god you males have a penis.
Otherwise, I'd stick if my own, less hairy team.
Robin Williams, eat your heart out!
ReplyDeleteUgh. This is gross.
ReplyDeleteHaha, every kid needs one of these, right? :)
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I took your suggestion and wrote about what I found when searching online for my blog post titles. Take a look at today's blog post, and you'll see the results!
Chest hair should be thought of like pubes...less is more!
ReplyDeleteOh my gawd, have I got a thing for men with sexy chest hair that goes down to a V. I bought the Cosmo magazine with Burt in the centerfold just to see that hairy chest. Now it can't be a skinny wimpy guy with hairy chest. They have to have broad shoulders and be muscular. And then............. See I told you!
ReplyDeletei want 3!
ReplyDeletehehe, that could be useful for some people :)
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ReplyDeleteI kind of want one of these lol, but I guess you are getting a follow from me at least.
ReplyDeletethat's just weird
ReplyDeletehaha, i already know what having chest hair feels like :P feels bad man.
ReplyDeleteNot that's funny no matter what you think!
ReplyDeleteIck. I'd be forever competing with the dude for shampoo and conditioner.
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