Thursday, July 7, 2011

HEY Jr. BADASS! LOOK AT YOU LOOKING ALL BADASS



For only $9.99 (on amazon) this kid made puberty his bitch! Just look at that thick nest of chest hair he's now sporting. This kid could easily pass for Tom Selleck circa ’82...

...or dare I say Burt Reynolds circa ’78?

Here are the specs.


And here’s how The Uber Macho Fake Chest Hair Rug will look hanging in your closet. 

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32 comments:

  1. Ooooowwweeee. Sexified. Gotta get me one of these for the hubs. Nothing says 'I'm a stud' like a chest full of uncombable hair. Honestly, where do you find these?!

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  2. Do you get a discount if you also purchase a 1970's porn stache with it?

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  3. uuuuuugh... thats gross. lol.

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  4. Ewwwwww! Tom would not have been hot if his chest hair looked like that!

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  5. he needs a guide to growing up. For sex, puberty and all that stuff.

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  6. If I could only get the matching back hair to go with it...

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  7. I've said it once and I'll say it again, where in the world do you find all this stuff? You're hilarious!

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  8. I don't need one. Gotta love them Italian genes!!!

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  9. A mate of mines chest hair would meet up with his beard during the winter as an extra jumper, still makes me cringe.

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  10. lol that is hilarious! He looks closer to a wolf man!

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  11. i feel badly for the poor eastern-european woman who had to donate her chest hair in the first place. she must be so cold right now.

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  12. Sorry, it made me gag a little.

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  13. No no no! Wrong on every front.... and anybody's front too!

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  14. Sadly, my real rug is coming in quite well.

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  15. But who COULDN'T use a little extra fur over thurr. I want me some women buying this stuff. Right now, too. Yes.

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  16. EWWW.

    Sorry, but chest hair grosses me out, and this just...ooooooh, NASTY.

    Thank god you males have a penis.

    Otherwise, I'd stick if my own, less hairy team.

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  17. Robin Williams, eat your heart out!

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  18. Haha, every kid needs one of these, right? :)

    By the way, I took your suggestion and wrote about what I found when searching online for my blog post titles. Take a look at today's blog post, and you'll see the results!

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  19. Chest hair should be thought of like pubes...less is more!

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  20. Oh my gawd, have I got a thing for men with sexy chest hair that goes down to a V. I bought the Cosmo magazine with Burt in the centerfold just to see that hairy chest. Now it can't be a skinny wimpy guy with hairy chest. They have to have broad shoulders and be muscular. And then............. See I told you!

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  21. hehe, that could be useful for some people :)

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  22. Thanks for following our blog, Copyboy! We really appreciate it. We will put your site in our links too.

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  23. I kind of want one of these lol, but I guess you are getting a follow from me at least.

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  24. haha, i already know what having chest hair feels like :P feels bad man.

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  25. Not that's funny no matter what you think!

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  26. Ick. I'd be forever competing with the dude for shampoo and conditioner.

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