Sunday, July 10, 2011

PORN BY NUMBERS


Release the inner [insert famous Italian porn painter name here] in you for only $25. Am I wrong for assuming all porn painters are from Italy? 

Anyhow, the kit includes everything in the pic above, even the fancy metallic frame. Here's how the finished painting looks (censored for the kiddies). 
Kinda looks like Julie Newmar, no? For all those under 36, that’s actress number two that played the villainous Catwoman on the campy classic – Batman! Meow!!

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19 comments:

  1. Paint by numbers - not just for kids anymore.

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  2. Porn by numbers. This amuses me deeply.

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  3. I used to do these all the time as a kid! only mine were of space ships and panda bears, not boobs.

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  4. surprized that anybody still interested in porn. Doesn't it all ends the same?

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  5. Yeah, I can see either an Italian or French person coming up with this idea. I always thought paint by numbers were boring, so at least this pattern is spicing things up! :)

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  6. Now there is some art I could get into.

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  7. Glad to see someone is classing up the porn industry. I want to see a porn opera, myself.

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  8. I does look like Julie, back in the day!

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  9. Hmm. I actually have no idea what to say about porn by numbers.

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  10. Something to get one's creative juices flowing and boner growing...

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  11. I really really like this. Where can I get one haha!

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  12. yay porn by number what evry man needs..lol

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  13. Well, I'm guessing the "suggested age" on this kit is definitely not 8+!

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  14. Great to take on a long trip

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  15. It does eerily look like catwoman O_O I think if someone wanted this to make porn though they wouldn't have enough drive to stick with it XD

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