Just sounding out the name will pretty much help you deduce what Baconnaise is all about. However, if you need a little nudge in the right direction, it’s mayo with bits of yummy nutritious bacon. And yes, one of my co-workers dared me to eat one uber giant spoonful of B-mayo. How much are we talking here? 5 bucks! C’mon! In these tough times you would’ve taken the bet too. I'm sure of it.
Though to be honest, right after the gauntlet was thrown down I did push it off for at least a week. Then yesterday I felt enough was enough. It’s time to bring home the bacon by making love to it with my face (you'll see in a moment.) Here are some choice photos of the event.
bacon and mayo... a stoner must have thought of this. lol.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I don't need 5 bucks that bad. Ewwwww!
ReplyDeleteI agree with Zombie.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's just me, but that last photo kind of looks like a sex face. So, did you enjoy it? ; )
ReplyDeleteYou must've enjoyed that. I would've taken it too.
ReplyDeleteBaconaise also cures planters warts as well as Ghengis-fingers and Tuliprot.
ReplyDeleteTRY IT NOW!
Now I want to throw up, I can smell it from here.
ReplyDeleteOh sweet jesus, what is this abomination?!
ReplyDeleteHasn't man gone far enough :(
oh. my.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to start praying for you tonight 'cause I'll be a sad panda if you die of cholesterol and other heart diseases.
Good god how do you do it? Did you spit it out after the photo was taken? Yikes! You're a brave soul, kid.
ReplyDeleteI always imagined heart disease being more of a blackish color in paste form.
ReplyDeleteFive bucks for a GIANT spoonful of Baconaise? Barf.
ReplyDeleteI bet its great on sandwiches but a spoon that big? EWWW. You shoulda pushed for $20
ReplyDeleteOn a sandwich yes! By itself, NO WAY! My mother used to like the spoon with mayo on it and I gagged just watching her. Gross.
ReplyDeleteOh my, you are a brave soul. Just hearing Baconnaise makes my arteries harden.
ReplyDeleteJust sounds gut retchingly salty. You are a brave man my friend.
ReplyDeleteI might have given you six bucks not to do it.
ReplyDeleteBaconnaise aside, I will have you know that you have a real lookalike here in Croatia; one of my mates looks exactly like you. At first, I thought it was him!
ReplyDeleteI feel bad about my lack of baconaise :(
ReplyDeleteit's alright, jesse.
ReplyDeletei've put worse things in my mouth than that.
Correct me if I am wrong, I think you are supposed to put that on a sandwich or something. Not eat by the spoon full. That is what Nutella is for, right?!
ReplyDeleteOk, that would have been a perfect vlog!
ReplyDeleteSo, that is baconaise! I wondered if you were kidding, but nope.
ReplyDeleteCertainly would get the kosher stamp of approval on a ham sandwich!
ReplyDeleteAnything bacon = win!
ReplyDeleteMade my stomach turn just looking at it.
ReplyDeleteAw man, get your butt to a treadmill now! Nothing good could possibly come of that...
ReplyDeleteSounds pretty yummy to me! Easy 5 bucks!!
ReplyDeleteDid you hurl afterwards? LOL - what we do for $5 in a crap economy :)
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