Monday, September 5, 2011

HAPPY LABOR DAY! HOW MUCH DOES A CHICKEN SEXER MAKE? OH, AND WHAT IS IT?


Glad you asked. Essentially a Chicken Sexer goes to the hen houses and sorts the baby chicks by sex. That’s pretty much it. I assume you need some sort of “what does a baby chick penis look like?" training for this dream job. 

As far as pay goes, you won’t be retiring to Boca, Fl anytime soon. You make around $300 per week / $15,600 per year (depending on if you work X-mas week).

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21 comments:

  1. That's not going to be a good CV I'm thinking.

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  2. @alex
    I think it is once you consider the amount of time it takes them.

    I suppose it's a good second job for those who like chick genitals.

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  3. Um... This post left me with a few questions.

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  4. Every job has to have its perks. Do you get free chickens? Does being a sexer help you pick up chicks? Get it? Sorry...

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  5. That seems like decent enough pay for the job in hand.


    No pun intended.

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  6. You know why chicken sexers are needed? The male rooster chicks are disposed of because they don't produce the plump breasts and drummies that sell.

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  7. That chicken sexer gig is actually worse that it sounds, and it sounds pretty bad...

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  8. but pay is the least of it--I hear chickens have LICE!!!!! oooo, I'm itchy all over just thinking about 8 hours a day picking up and looking at chickens. Yuck.
    Rosemary

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  9. now that would be a crappy job.
    or an awesome job if you loved chickens.
    i guess it's a matter of perspective.
    either way, great post! I love the crazy shit i learn here!

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  10. Oh crap, i was excited when i read chicken sexer. I thought i was going to get paid for fucking with chickens, which i do know for free. Ohh well, the chicken gigolo job will remain as a dream

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  11. That's just sad. This whole country's pay wages scale is so far out of whack. Can you imagine doing that job all day/full time/ and making that before taxes?

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  12. Yeah, that's not much money...that's for sure. Those chicks are SO cute, though. Too bad they grow into ugly chickens.

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  13. Here I was thinking the girl chicks would be easier to figure out...if you are into picking up chicks that is...ha ha ha ha hahahahaha!

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  14. Well, $300 a week is $300 a week more than I make as a bored housewife! I wish I could look at chicken genitals and make some money.

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  15. I don't need to know the sex to buy from KFC, thank goodness!

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  16. Sadly enough they STILL make more than I do in general labor. Maybe this new (derp labor) job will make up the difference...

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