Hey now, dont you go blaming the zombies! lol. How can they show their stuff if its rotted off? :P
Must be great to be a zombie. Snap it off, glue it back on. Life's good, man.
haha zombie not interested in sexual favors though.
it must suck to have your nuts rot off. :(
Sad but possibly very true for a lot of male zombies.
He really was interested in her mind.
I'm grossed out and amused at the same time.
A brain in the hand is worth two in the bush. #zombieproverbs
Sounds like an iron-clad alibi!
Erectile decay is a sad & serious condition affecting male zombies that doesn't get enough attention. I propose we start a charity.
Sounds like a "dead-end" for the prosecution!
ha ha ha ha ha!!
Well it's a good point,and it should get him cleared.
Hahah I would like to see the rest of the trial :P
Zombies have it easy. :D
I work with some of those zombies...LMAO
He has a point! Or rather, he used to...
Haha! Well, that is a pretty good excuse. :)
nice post :P
Did you hear about what the zombie told the prostitute? Keep the tip.
That was grrrrrrrrrreat. Ok it was a lame joke. Im a plumber not a comedian
HAH, what a weird coincidence! I just thought up the line "I'M GOING TO DIP MY JUNK IN YOUR BLEEDING CORPSE!" today while on the highway.Fuck, life is synchronizing again...
LOL....I'm seeing ZOMBIE stuff EVERYWHERE these days. This one takes the cake.