Tuesday, September 13, 2011

ARE THERE ANY BI-CURIOUS ANIMALS ON THE PLANET OTHER THAN HUMANS?


Glad you asked. There are a bunch of candidates – from primates to parasites. However, after careful consideration, my favorite bisexual organism has to be [drum roll please] SHEEP!! Specifically rams! 
LOVE THESE GUYS! I mean their on and off again romances with odd farmhands have fueled some of my best blog posts
And when it comes to their own kind they still like to experiment, 10% of rams (males) are down with mating with ewes (females), as well as uber-into getting it on with other rams. No wonder they are the animal of choice for condoms.

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32 comments:

  1. I had a neighbor once who accused another neighbor's cat of molesting her cat. The problem was they were both male, so she decided to call the cops. Amusing times, man. Amusing times.

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  2. you're right, there are many bicurious animals on the planet. Dolphins are my favorite. As juveniles, the males spend great amounts of time stimulating one another. They also swim ashore to masturbate against the sand. It's a beautiful sight to behold. Very pleased to see this post. You're quite a surpirse ya are ya bastard.

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  3. I never had any idea that rams swung both ways... well good for them not letting anyone tell them they cant. lol.

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  4. I'm speechless. haha
    I still love the drawing of that sheep. It was used for things so, so wrong, but the drawing itself is just awesome.

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  5. for some reason the first thing i thought of when i saw this was brokeback mountain. ha ha!

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  6. Had to hit a Ram in the head when he got a bit frisky with the missus.

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  7. Yes, my dog will hump pretty much anything.

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  8. Huh.....I don't think I ever would have even guessed that. o_O

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  9. OHGODWHATAMIREADING. Though there are other gay animals now apparently.

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  10. Explains a lot, Bruce or is it Sheila?

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  11. So either way they have the horn? (Ouch)

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  12. So, how exactly do they get it on...?

    Actually, forget I asked. I don't want to know.

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  13. I once told a guy he had to us a condom. He said he was allergic to latex. I said then we get lambskin. He asked if that was cruelty to animals? I told him not half as cruel as I would be if he didn't put one on.

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  14. I thought my dog was gay, until my female first went into heat - now he's 100% straight lol!

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  15. There's a lot of animals, that are also "species curious". :)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2TIGUjh2_o

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  16. They do threesomes? Wearing sheepskin condoms?

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  17. theres lots of gay animals wathc the Rickey Gervais stand up "Animals"

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  18. There's a saying - in Montana the women are scarce and the sheeps are scared.

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  19. I don't know, french are pretty bi curious too. I think you overlooked em.

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  20. That's quite preposterous. Lol @ "Ram"ses.

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  21. Ha ha ha. Your brain works in mysterious ways. Ramses. LOL.

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  22. OMG, there is SO much about this post to love!

    Just...wow. Rams are so manly, only the company of other manly creatures can appease them.

    ...I have SO MUCH material on this, yet that's the best (and only) joke I can come up with?!!

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  23. hehe wow is there no end to your knowledge

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  24. I had no idea! By the way, I got a good laugh out of that drawing of a farmer. :)

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  25. I once had to pry a ram off of my leg! Oh wait, I think it was a goat, or maybe even the farmer himself...

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