I gotta give props to the BeWild.com product blurb writers. They took a seemingly “one trick pony” of a product (STINKY SWEAT SPRAY) and turned it into an honest-to-God ipad killer. Just look at their list of features and benefits…
- Repels advances from the opposite sex
- Real sweat smell
- Ice breaker at important gatherings
- Works fast
- Annoys any friend and/or family member
- One bottle offers a generous supply of prank opportunities
- Only $3.99 (per bottle)
You can bottle that stuff? Crap, I'm missing out on some potential income!
ReplyDeleteI love the packaging :)
ReplyDeletePS when's your next vlog? ;-)
ReplyDeleteOh my fucking GOD! This is unacceptable!
ReplyDeleteHow goddamn disgusting can you get???
Good grief. What next? Fart spray?
ReplyDeleteThey should look up the neighbor kid down the street. He has some potent smells reeking out from somewhere...
ReplyDeleteI have my own factory living with me!
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to the good old days when we would make our own stinky sweat smell?
ReplyDeleteI guess this product comes in handy for those who do not produce enough odor when sweating. LOL.
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