Saturday, May 5, 2012

SWEATY MESS 2.0


I gotta give props to the BeWild.com product blurb writers. They took a seemingly “one trick pony” of a product (STINKY SWEAT SPRAY) and turned it into an honest-to-God ipad killer. Just look at their list of features and benefits…
  • Repels advances from the opposite sex
  • Real sweat smell
  • Ice breaker at important gatherings
  • Works fast
  • Annoys any friend and/or family member
  • One bottle offers a generous supply of prank opportunities
  • Only $3.99 (per bottle)

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13 comments:

  1. From the makers of stanky crotch spray.... which is equally "regrettable"!

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  2. It's so much cheaper than an iPad too and it does sound a lot better.

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  3. They're gods. I still have yet to cross "Sell used socks successfully" off my bucket list. I will take a page out of these guys' books.

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  4. The ideas that some people come up with... -_-

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  5. I like it. And my blog is public again. Lola returns on Monday. Hope you'll visit us.

    Love,
    Janie Lola

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  6. LOL and the sad part? It probably sells a ton. :D

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  7. I don't need it. I naturally smell awful.

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  8. This sounds absolutely crazy haha, it's so awesome how they actually managed to make a list of plausible benefits owning such a product would offer though haha.

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  9. even if had wanted to keep some ppl away from me, i wont use this yikes.
    haha

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