Showing posts with label jewelry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jewelry. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

MOST EXPENSIVE JEWELRY YOU CAN WEAR ON YOUR MALE NIPPLES


To be honest, this wasn’t my best job at googling for answers. I was searching while semi-watching and critiquing ABC’s The Bachelorette with my wife. [insert lack of manhood joke here].
Anyhow, the most expensive Nipple ring I found was at bodymattersgold.com
This stunning girl-magnet is handmade with platinum and set with 2x 20 point (3.8mm) high quality VS1 G/H genuine diamonds. Total cost to adorn just one nipple …
Champagne wishes!

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Monday, July 5, 2010

BITCH PLEASE: DOGGIE EARRINGS



Hey, if we humans are able to poke holes in our ears for the sake of looking good, shouldn’t dogs have that right too? Maybe. But I think PETA would probably have something to say. Thankfully Rockstar-puppy.com has found a simple solution around that problem – GLUE! That’s right, for only $7.95 you can get your very own BOW WOW BLING SET (see below)! Pack includes 4 sets of the finest Swarovski crystals you have ever seen, plus a tube of “vet tested” non-toxic glue. Just stick the crystals to the back of your pooch’s ears and you have instant doggie-style.
BOW WOW BLING is available in big and small dog sizes. Click here to order.


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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

FASHIONABLE FECES.


For the woman in your life that has every %$#% piece of jewelry, give her crap. For real. Actual Deer Poop Earrings. Made with the finest nuggets fresh from the forests of New England. Then the doo-doo is dried, coated with polyurethane, and polished. Each pair is guaranteed not to smell and costs only $10.99. Order at Etsy.com.


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Thursday, January 21, 2010

FOR THE BITCH IN YOUR LIFE.

Sure you say you love your dog all the time. But when was the last time you REALLY proved it. Treats don’t count, since there’s usually a mandatory trick attached to it. If you have an extra 3 mil plus to spare you might want to check out ilovedogsdiamonds.com. The site where you can work with top jewelry professionals to create a one-of-a-kind collar for your precious pooch. Here’s just a sample of some of their more highly praised pieces.



Over 1,600 handset 52 carat diamonds
7 carat D-IF centerpiece diamond
Crocodile leather, platinum & 18K white-gold collar
Price: 3.2 million




1,380 handset diamonds
3 carat sapphire pendant
18K white gold, platinum and stylish ostrich leather
Price: $899,000




630 hand-set 1 carat diamonds
2.7 carat heart-shaped center diamond
Price: $498,000




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Monday, December 7, 2009

J LO IS SO COOL SHE WEARS HER MOUTH GRILLS ON HER FEET.

by KC (NWM Staff Writer)

J Lo started a fashion coup by adding not one, not two, but 3 Robert B. Martin Jr’s Sneakbars to her sneakers on the American Music Awards. Those are the “rhinestone-pave bars that slip on to shoelaces for heavyweight style.”  They are also bi-fashionable, meaning you can slip ‘em on a cord as a bracelet or necklace. Check out this foot bling.

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Sunday, December 6, 2009

BIGGER BALLS MAKING A COMEBACK FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON.

by KC (NWM Staff Writer)

Beaded necklaces have always been hot in seasons past. However this holiday time the sheik-factor has been turned up to 11. A wardrobe is not complete without at least one pair. Here are 5 ways to get more bead-bang for your buck.


Big, Bigger , Biggest - the bigger the bead the better. Bright colors are also hot, like lime or chartreuse.


A few (or more) strands go a long way - multi-strand is the way to go, no matter what the bead size.


Wood won’t chip - easy to manage, works well with any look.


Pendants - adding one totally centers the look!


All knotted up - tie it up for some sexy oomph.



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