Tuesday, May 31, 2011
MOST EXPENSIVE JEWELRY YOU CAN WEAR ON YOUR MALE NIPPLES
Monday, July 5, 2010
BITCH PLEASE: DOGGIE EARRINGS
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
FASHIONABLE FECES.
For the woman in your life that has every %$#% piece of jewelry, give her crap. For real. Actual Deer Poop Earrings. Made with the finest nuggets fresh from the forests of New England. Then the doo-doo is dried, coated with polyurethane, and polished. Each pair is guaranteed not to smell and costs only $10.99. Order at Etsy.com.
Thursday, January 21, 2010
FOR THE BITCH IN YOUR LIFE.
Sure you say you love your dog all the time. But when was the last time you REALLY proved it. Treats don’t count, since there’s usually a mandatory trick attached to it. If you have an extra 3 mil plus to spare you might want to check out ilovedogsdiamonds.com. The site where you can work with top jewelry professionals to create a one-of-a-kind collar for your precious pooch. Here’s just a sample of some of their more highly praised pieces.
Monday, December 7, 2009
J LO IS SO COOL SHE WEARS HER MOUTH GRILLS ON HER FEET.
by KC (NWM Staff Writer)
J Lo started a fashion coup by adding not one, not two, but 3 Robert B. Martin Jr’s Sneakbars to her sneakers on the American Music Awards. Those are the “rhinestone-pave bars that slip on to shoelaces for heavyweight style.” They are also bi-fashionable, meaning you can slip ‘em on a cord as a bracelet or necklace. Check out this foot bling.
Sunday, December 6, 2009
BIGGER BALLS MAKING A COMEBACK FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON.
by KC (NWM Staff Writer)
Beaded necklaces have always been hot in seasons past. However this holiday time the sheik-factor has been turned up to 11. A wardrobe is not complete without at least one pair. Here are 5 ways to get more bead-bang for your buck.
Big, Bigger , Biggest - the bigger the bead the better. Bright colors are also hot, like lime or chartreuse.
A few (or more) strands go a long way - multi-strand is the way to go, no matter what the bead size.
Wood won’t chip - easy to manage, works well with any look.
Pendants - adding one totally centers the look!
All knotted up - tie it up for some sexy oomph.










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