THE CELEBRITY NIPPLE GAME

Can you identify the famous owners of these areolae?

#1

Hint: Had an on-screen romance with an Entourage star.

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#2

Hint: His co-star was a pink, psychotic bunny.

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#3

Hint: Ex-wife of former boy band star.

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#4

Hint: The original super prankster.

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MY APOLOGIES TO HEIDI MONTAG-PRATT’S VAGINA AND BREASTS (again).

Back in January Not Worth Mentioning (along with 150,000 other blogs) broke the story on Heidi getting a whopping 10 cosmetic procedures in one day. I originally did make a slight error when it came to naming all the surgical enhancements: mini brow lift, botox in forehead, nose job, fat injections in cheeks, chin reduction, neck liposuction, ears pinned back, breast augmentation, liposuction on waist, hips and thighs. I had also mentioned she had butt implants when in fact it was just an augmentation.

Unfortunately I discovered yet another mistake on my part. I had reported that Heidi was 100% satisfied with everything. No more surgeries for her. WRONG! The Hill's native recently told a magazine (rhymes with TEOPLE) that she wouldn't mind a few more nip and tucks, plus way bigger boobs. Again, my apologies.

THE HIP, FUN CELEBRITY GOSSIP GAME.

Which celebrity displayed her hoo-ha for the world to see? Which reality star got busted for urinating on a cop? It’s time to put your PEREZ, Us and TMZ knowledge to good use with the CELEBRITY GOSSIP GAME. Using your mouse, simply left click-and-hold, then drag it over the blank space below each "trashy gossip" byte to reveal the celebrity. Thanks again to ENTER THE MAN-CAVE for showing me that little trick.

This rock star was just ordered to shell out $35,000 to 3 dudes as a result of an alleged fight that occurred in 2006, in front of an LA hotel.

KID ROCK

This reality star allegedly got miffed when the venue she was set to do an appearance at sent a Cadillac Escalade instead of a limo.

JENNI “JWOWW” FARLEY

This hip hop star has apparently been ordered not to sign autographs while doing time in New York’s Rikers Island prison.

LIL WAYNE

After a charity event, ice skater Johnny Weir was rumored to have called this reality star “a terror!”

KATE GOSSELIN

OK! Magazine allegedly paid this couple 100K for the exclusive pics from the big wedding.

JASON MESNICK and MOLLY MALANEY

NWM HOT GOSSIP: GROCERY CART REVEALS K-FED’S SECRET PLANS.

by Klub-Kidz (NWM Staff Writer)

K-Fed might be back to his wild, crazy partying days again. To the untrained eye it seems like just a normal day of grocery shopping for the former Mr. Britney. However, if you look closely at Mr. Federline’s cart you’ll see he has not one, but TWO bags of chips. RUFFLES® Original Potato Chips is in plain sight, but conspicuously hidden in the other bag looks to be DORITOS® of the Cool Ranch variety. The other blatant tell is that both chips are suspiciously the larger econo-party sizes.

Further evidence that hidden object is in fact Cool Ranch Doritos®.

HEY PEREZ HILTON, I GOT MY EYE ON YOU.

by Klub-Kidz (NWM Staff Writer)

BOYLE BREAKDOWN NUMBER 2?

by KC (NWM Staff Writer)

Congrats to the over-zealous media monster. Fame has once again maybe caused yet another Boyle breakdown. Seems Susan Boyle was exhibiting some odd behavior at the Rock Centre café in Rockefeller Center in NYC. The 48 year old began to appear increasingly withdrawn and started to tremble and suck her thumb. A bit later Boyle was visibly overcome with emotion, she bowed her head and began to sob. She then performed a “lively dance” after realizing she was crying in front of the public. A spokesman said “Susan was just overjoyed and extremely touched with the reception she had from everyone in America.” Her first breakdown (after narrowly losing Britain’s Got Talent), landed her in a mental health hospital.

STEPHANIE PRATT – ANOTHER HILLS MEMBER USING PLASTIC?

by KC (NWM Staff Writer)

Seems that Stephanie Pratt has had a bit if work done. According to dermatologist Dr. Paul Jarrod Frank, "Stephanie appears to have had Juvederm or Restylane injections in her lips. Her nose also looks much thinner and her overall face looks plump and firm."

Guess she’s following in the steps of perky sis inlaw Heidi.

RIB CAGE CHIC??

by KC (NWM Staff Writer)

First it was the Calista, then the Olsen twins. Now Rachel Zoe? Seems there is a new trend where a star will wear an outfit that shows off her oh so sexy rib cage. I’m pretty sure the gossip mags/sites have crowned this the new, hot “it” thing just to sell issues and claim viewers. Uber-thin is in? Really?

HOT NEW RELEASE: CARRIE PREJEAN SEX TAPE

by KC (NWM Staff Writer)

Carrie Prejean, the former Miss California USA, who when asked by Perez Hilton if she supported same-sex marriage defiantly said no, now has a sex tape out. Considering her very conservative Christian values this does seem a bit ironic. According to the Huffingtonpost.com, she went on Sean Hannity’s show to promote her new book about her experience being “dethroned” by the USA pageant. Oh, so now she has a book out?? This is no shocker. When asked about the sex tape, in which she is pleasuring herself, she said to Hannity it was the “worst mistake of my life” and she sent it to her boyfriend at the time who “ I loved and cared about…I was a teenager at the time and never did I ever think it would come out”. A bit naïve, super-Christian are we??

OMG!! OMG!! BRITNEY SPEARS LIP-SYNC RUMORS, AGAIN?

by KC (NWM Staff Writer)

Seems that Britney Spears is back to lip-syncing. According to Fox Five News, Spears went to Australia for her wildly successful “Circus” tour. Fans forked out almost $1500 to see the pop diva dance and…..lip-sync?? The Australian government is so upset they want to pass legislation requiring artists to let their fans know on their tickets if they will be lip-syncing or not. What does Spears have to say? Well, insiders say she just can’t sing and dance at the same time. It seems she only prefers to sing live when she doesn’t have to dance or move around. Reps for Ashlee Simpson say she had no comment on the matter.

I’M 32% SURE I SAW LINDSAY LOHAN ON THE SUBWAY PLATFORM YESTERDAY.

[Sent in by GeoRabbit556]

Totally was the spitting image of Lindsay (from what I could see). Had an ok view from where I was standing. I heard she was filming something around here.

Send in your celebrity sightings to NWM Celebrity Sightings Dept. at jcohen7523@gmail.com.  Make sure to include date and time.

NWM GOSSIP: SORRY, NO MILEY CYRUS BIKINI PICS.

by Clubkins (NWN Staff Gossip Columnist)

But I do have a pic taken of Miley on Thursday (one year ago) at Walt Disney World Resort in Lake Buena Vista, Fla. Sources close to NWM, say she was doing something for the Disney Channel and that she did have lunch at the resort.