Back in January Not Worth Mentioning (along with 150,000 other blogs) broke the story on Heidi getting a whopping 10 cosmetic procedures in one day. I originally did make a slight error when it came to naming all the surgical enhancements: mini brow lift, botox in forehead, nose job, fat injections in cheeks, chin reduction, neck liposuction, ears pinned back, breast augmentation, liposuction on waist, hips and thighs. I had also mentioned she had butt implants when in fact it was just an augmentation.
Unfortunately I discovered yet another mistake on my part. I had reported that Heidi was 100% satisfied with everything. No more surgeries for her. WRONG! The Hill's native recently told a magazine (rhymes with TEOPLE) that she wouldn't mind a few more nip and tucks, plus way bigger boobs. Again, my apologies.
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ReplyDeleteI think Heidi is trying to attain the same unrealistic proportions as the Barbie doll. That way when Hollywood decides to do a film based on the toy, they won't have to look any farther than Heidi.
ReplyDeleteNext up, a procedure which adds a speaker to her back with a pull string and plastic ring attached which, when pulled, plays some really stupid and vacuous phrases.
Or would that be redundant?
She is a freak...plain and simple. Not much else to say.
ReplyDeleteThose implants will outlast her.
ReplyDeleteBwhahaha! Thanks for clearing this up!
ReplyDeleteI'm just bummed this is the final season. Yeah, I know I'm a loser. Whatevz.
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She already has larger boobs than my cankles. What more does she want? Greedy thing.
ReplyDeleteI heard she wants size H (does that even exist?) boobs - H for Heidi. At least she knows the first letter of her name.
ReplyDeleteWow, bigger boobs. Really? Will she be able to walk?
ReplyDeleteHa Ha! H for Heidi! Why stop at 10? After you've had 10, is 13 a big deal?
ReplyDeleteIt's like that bombshell girl.... Once 40% of your body is tatted, is decorating another 50% really going to shock anybody?
she's just gross!
ReplyDeletelike grosser than picking your boogers and eating them....
or grosser than licking your snot, gross....
she's like reverse trying to look young....
ReplyDeleteyou know how the women who are way older try to look waaaaay younger and their surgery is far too apparent?
well she's like young, trying to be young, but just looks like she's about 40ish TRYING to look young....
does that even make any sense? sorry for the confusion. it makes perfect sense in my head.