Wednesday, April 7, 2010

FASHIONABLE FECES.


For the woman in your life that has every %$#% piece of jewelry, give her crap. For real. Actual Deer Poop Earrings. Made with the finest nuggets fresh from the forests of New England. Then the doo-doo is dried, coated with polyurethane, and polished. Each pair is guaranteed not to smell and costs only $10.99. Order at Etsy.com.


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15 comments:

  1. Maybe for a mother's day gift...I could say they're agate.

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  2. Who would want that? Nevermind, plenty of people I'm sure. Just maybe not me.

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  3. I just checked with the wife. She was pretty clear about it. To quote, "NO. NOT EVER, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? NEVER EVER EVER DO I WANT POOP EARRINGS, OR ANY OTHER POOP JEWELRY. GOT IT? DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! I WILL MAKE YOU EAT THEM IF YOU BUY THEM. SO NO!"

    I think that once she gets them, though, she will grow to appreciate them. I'll keep you posted.

    Thanks for the heads up!

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  4. HOLY MOLY that is "special". This is like an Regretsy feature, right? What makes people do this, I'll never understand.

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  5. Oh Please! I got to have them. PLEASE! YEAH RIGHT!!! I wonder about normal people sometimes.

    Gina
    motherof1princessand2princes.blogspot.com

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  6. Not sure whether to laugh at this post, or laugh at tgoette's comment!!!!

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  7. That is SOOOO Gross!!! Who thinks of these things?

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  8. Is there a deer piss necklace to go with it?

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  9. As disgusting and bizarre as it is to think about wearing them.....I want to know what the production process is and what the motivation was to try that in the first place.

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  10. Oh yeah I so know what I am getting for next April Fools day gift for a friend!

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  11. I know what my mom is getting for Mother's Day this year....

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  12. Wow, who knew that the woods behind my house was carpeted with such gold!?

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  13. I'm going to get those for the wife.... But they'll be from the kids.... She can't say no to the kids....

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