For the woman in your life that has every %$#% piece of jewelry, give her crap. For real. Actual Deer Poop Earrings. Made with the finest nuggets fresh from the forests of New England. Then the doo-doo is dried, coated with polyurethane, and polished. Each pair is guaranteed not to smell and costs only $10.99. Order at Etsy.com.
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